who am i now?

ahhhh, right on the cusp of 2009 and 2010. as we come to the end of this year and start a new, it is good to take time to step back and examine one's self. think about it for a second... who am i now?

everything is terrible

shan kou a.k.a. the beasts 1980

ooh, haven't done a movie review dilly for a long time, and i should, cause i got ridiculous lists that you should be peeping. anyways, here's "shan kou" a.k.a. "the beasts" a.k.a. "flesh and bloody terror." it's the best 80s asian horror/exploitation i've seen in awhile.
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quick plot: Five teenagers head into the woods on a camping trip and are stalked and terrorized by five locals who rape one of the girls and brutally murder her brother.The girl is so traumatized by her horrifying experience that she is sent to a mental hospital and is unable to testify at the trial,leading the judge to release the men for lack for evidence.The angry father of the insane girl and murdered boy goes to the woods and kills rapist killers one by one via homemade traps.

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it's kinda like "deliverance" crossed with "rambo" except neither of those movies had hot chicks and disco music. man this girl is so fine. too bad she gets raped. click to download this .torrent

ris low

ohhhhhhhhh hot girl being put on the spot talking into a mic and camera in a foreign language, you're so funny.

smells like teen spirit vs. poker face -- dj lobsterdust

might be my most unholiest dance party abomination mash up i've posted yet...

i'm beached az!

so from the minimal amount of research i've done, i figure this is actually a video made by ausies doing fake maori accents.

be gentle neytiri

this is about as close as we're gonna get to some good lookin neytiri porn for now guys...

total recall x3

it's what you remember the most about the movie when you're a young boy

llıɥ ǝɥʇ ɟo ƃuıʞ

niiiiice. gotta give props to those that can contribute to the "acid-eyes-hard-to-decipher-do-this-in-fourty-three-seconds" genre of video arts.

milo manara

fucking brilliant! http://www.milomanara.it/

jamie jungers

wow, i love sucky ass commercials. this one sucks. this is jamie jungers for bidhere.com. jamie jungers is one of the chicks that tiger woods was fucking on the side. i like how she loses steam at the end, and i can't believe that they saved this for the final cut of their commercial. well, if it was better, i prob wouldn't like it.

big dick waiter experiment

yay, 100th fucking post this month! i had to post something special. this shit is really funny. sometimes i have hard ons and don't really bother trying to hide em. some girls like it, or at least i've caught some girls checking it out. one of my lady schoolmates said before, "you're my hero." i always loved flirting with her. it must be exactly how girls flaunt their cleavage. im right. im soooo right.

banana matrix

but neoooooo! that's a bananaaaaaa!

Do not do 『Doala』 ver. 』By『 or rough etc.

Even my 踊Ritakatta but those who like to dance like a trooper in Niso, Datsu Mushakusha result of this is difficult to shake than I thought!

niall jones

well, i'd say, once you get tired of the first 30 seconds, fast forward to the 3:00 minute mark and watch the rest from there... and then, get ready for some singing in the dark.

christmas rap -- kurtis blow

oh kurtis blow you so funny

big pun

damn, this is new news to me. i didn't know big pun was fit before. these pics are from 1990. so the story goes he broke his leg somehow and got a grippa moneysss from insurance. that immobilization + buko food budget will do that to ya. rest in peace big pun

riding on the bus with my sister

so i heard rossie o donnell got type-casted for this. can you believe this movie was made in 2005?!?!?!

parkour santa

parkour santa! starts a little slow but gets really good! parkour through snow and ice sliding! i never seen that before. and theres even a part where he jumps from a balcony into a tree and climbs down the branches. i've always wanted to see that!

aladdin

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming



i know its pretty sour, but i keep watching this and can't help but crack up. i used to love the aladdin story as a kid. there's all kinds of aladdin stories in asia. you know, in the philippines, which used to be a muslim nation (or pretty much from eastern europe to the orient), its pronounced "allah-dean," not that crappy friendly "a-laaaaad-in" shit.

what do you want for christmas this year?

super dude

it's like, the best thing to come out of canada since drake...

some parents

does it make me laugh? a little. does it make me sad? a little. does it really matter? a little... the important thing here is if you have a digital camera or scanner, and if you have an internet connection.

what is this i dont even, horse head

walk in sister's room
see this
wat do?

gymkhana remix

woah, what the hell? did i make this video or something? must see video if you like ken block, subarus, drifting, dc skate shoes, drugs, and tim and eric style editing and surrealism. p.s. if you have super a.d.d. like me, fast fwd to 1:36

how to build a bunker

i am an architectural designer and i approve of this message

intro to office space

the intro to office space juss cuzz maaaaaaaaaaaaan

black cat crossing

that's some pretty nice side scrolling animation action you got goin an tharrr

asian girl teeth

i've been trying to get back into asian girls but its tough. i don't really know that many asian girls anymore. i remember a time where i had like, three or four guy homies numbers in my phone, and then the rest were all girls. chinese, taiwainese, vietnamese, and filipino girls mostly. duarte, arcadia, temple city, rosemead, and out far to west covina. i don't really hang out so much with asian people in general so then that already doubles how much im not going to be kickin it with asian girls. all my friends are mixed race and are in mixed race relationships. there was a time where i didn't like asian girls cause they all looked like my cousins to me. i have some hot asian cousins. but yea, sometimes i try to look at asian porn but it doesn't help so much. im not just talking about japanese porn, where the girls cry and make little puppy dog sounds, american asian porn too. its all so so. but then theres funny pictures like above that make me believe i still like asian girls.

nothing compares to hannah montana

i can't believe i watched that whole thing, welllllllll, yea i can believe i watched that whole thing. but i don't have any faith in you watching the whole thing.

guido fighter

i know everyone has seen it a million times by now so how about one more time, street fighter style?

breakfast baile funk

how bout some morning breakfast baile funk mpc action?

OS as seen by

behindthecountercomics

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grey picture

i think some of you will stop for a sec and think about it, and then some of you will just go straight to the laughing. but that's cause you laugh to cover up the pain. ಠ_ಠ

more krampus

more krampus cause you deserve it. christmas time is krampus time.

pandayoghurt

http://www.pandayoghurt.co.uk/

sagami original 0.02

..and yet, love needs distance.

stallion body paint

for the ladies

let's enhance

ENHANCE THAT SHIT!

carl sagan explains the 4th dimension

oh shit! here's the flagship "edutainment" post kiddos. you can't really get to much more edutaining than this. past the second dimension, past the third, and into the fourth, join carl sagan in a saga involving squares, triangles, houses, apples, shadows and tesseracts. oooooooowwweeeeeeeeoooooooooohhhhweeeeeoooooh!!!!

childs play.

for fucked up kids.

carstuckgirls.com

now this is a funny fetish. you have to at least watch from the 29-32 seconds mark. "oh no im stuck. oh shiiiiiit!"

PB(as)S

ok so i really try hard to refrain myself from posting those ass shaking videos that are aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllll over youtube. even though there is a good variety to the music that is bein shaken to, rap, r'n'b, dancehall, reggae, reggaeton, and all the club stuff, its all really the same stuff. but here!!!! here is something different!!!! this has a room of full grown ladies! not tweens and teens. this has middle eastern music! ayaaaaand it has the pbs logo in the fucking corner. you can't beat that.

wired for sound -- cliff richard

ughh, you know how there are things that are so bad they're good, and there are some things that are good/bad/good (ironic good). i usually try to post stuff like that but that's not the case here. this is bad bad. like, sticking myself in the gut with a knife. it hurts. it sucks. im still doin it. masochism

michael j fox

im sorry michael j fox, but that's what happens when you smoke crack. i know someone you used to smoke crack with. a lot of crack.

evil eye

i always liked this video. i'm glad someone mad a .gif of it.

avatar fleshlight

i lawld

i my me mine -- polysics

i can't say that i like all of the polysics stuff, but i do like this and thats why its on my fuckin blog. now it's time for poplocking to japanese pop-rock!!!

are women as horny as men?

yay, more gavin mcinnes stuff. in this video he transports us to an unfathomable un existing opposite land where unfathomable un existing opposite things occur.

webhallen msi notebook windows 7

i like macs. i like pc's more. i feel like there are no boundaries and so many options with pc's. and i don't see mac commercials like this either. this blog brought to you by pc. (except for bornbloodsuckers postsssss)

jack parow

rappin in afrikaans dutch by way of south africa

writeaprisoner.com

if you literally like killer babes...

courage wolf vs. advice dog

what solo is that?

time for a dave mustaine vertical joke

on a sunday afternoon -- lighter shade of brown

its been gloomy most of the week a good amount of rain but today is pretty nice and its a sunday afternoooooon. =D

soleanandmeanstats

666!!!

mousetrap cumshot

well, now thats just fucking complicated

car and motorcycle engine impressions

ahhh, maybe not everybody can relate to this and not everybody wants to watch young males sit around and make noises with their mouths, but if you're high and you like motor vehicles, this video is pretty fuckin dope. gotta give props to the kid doin these impressions.

teat beat of sex

hey, this is a cool trailer for an animated movie by signe baumane. the film is a "shocking view of sex portrayed from a woman's perspective." this trailer is about how she likes small dicks. different strokes for different folks.

http://www.teatbeat.com/

what is love?

baby don't hurt me

i watched the whole thing, and i believe in super heroes

reflections of heaven???

awkward pauses god talk can't read from own script doesn't look into the camera tour de force

parisian goldfish -- flying lotus

another music video from the genius that is eric wareheim

in lust

megaforce

you know, megaforce, the movie from 1982 where barry bostwick flies his rocket powered motorcycle into the opened rear of michael beck.

vagina emoticons

i am aware of all internet traditions

darren

darren, you're doing it wrong

power glove job

estonian live action simpsons

those estonians are always up to something

flower pot

haaaaaaaaaaaaa, totally didn't see that one coming!

crying wife

maaaaaaaan, i really really hate seeing girls cry in person. and sometimes i think its hilarious when girls cry, well, on video though. the empathy doesn't really get to me through video. i also heard that theres some sort of pheromone and psychic vibes that gets released when girls cry. so when i witness girls crying in person, i guess i pick up on that. aaaaaaaaaanyways, this guys wife cries after every movie. makes me think about marriage and movie choices...

sketchy santas

http://www.sketchysantas.com/

lego biker

FIXED GEAR DON'T STOP

so i became a god

gumby banging horses

my coworker keeps saying all these wacky things out the middle of no where and claims she's just quoting her fav youtube vid. then she keeps asking me if i've watched it yet and then she acts it out. so now i watched it and it takes me to the good old days of "juggernaut bitch" so ya, this shit it is funny and now ill be able to think about life sometimes but shits rough.

my girl's pussy -- harry roy

how fucking romantic

There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get set.
I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.
Seldom plays and never purrs, and I love the thoughts it stirs.
But I like it 'cause it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.
Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn.
No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm.
It's never dirty, always clean. In giving thrills, never mean.
But it's the best I've ever seen, it's my girl's pussy.

There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get wet.
I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.
Seldom plays, never purrs, and I love thoughts it stirs.
But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.
So often it goes out at night, and returns at break of dawn, break of dawn.
No matter what the weather's like, it's always dry and warm.
I bring tidbits that it loves, we spoon like two turtledoves.
I take care to remove my gloves, when stroking my girl's pussy.

peggy gravel

oh shit this bitch is crazy! if you're impatient like me. fast fwd to the 54 second mark, and then watch this bitch unload.

bastard -- metal on metal

the song is ok. i really like the video. its one of those situations.

puke

bored, couldn't find anything else to post really. the girl with bangs and puking is kinda cute. i have a thing for bangs.

gavin mciness magic

yessssssss. the creator of vice and street carnage now doing dirty magic tricks

secret beer fridge

jersey shore

thasts funny, everyone's all up in arms about jersey shore. bornbloodsucker works for the company that does the audio mix for that so we get to watch to watch it before it comes out. when we were watching it after thanksgiving, we kept rewinding and playing this part. lawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawl

return as an animal

yay, i like this. i found this comforting. the stars, nature sounds, and technicolor animals, these become familiar situations and faces when you start thinking about where you are flying at incredible speeds across the universe

into the groove (instrumental) -- madonna

hey cool, the instrumental.

zen la rock

i don't understand what he's saying, but i get it.

arresting freestyle

say whuuuuuuuut?

mr. rogers on elm street

microsoft songsmith ace of spades -- motorhead

its songsmith time again, and this one is like, this one is like, aw man, nothing you've ever heard before.

tyra

yea. don't even fuckin get me started

careless whisper -- george michael

wow, thats a jam. saxophones, rope, boat planes, falsetto harmonies, and backlit dancing. i can totally relate. and i can relate to the lyrics too. i've had a few careless whispers, except that they were rude un controlled episodes of careless drunken actions. to be honest, from fall 2008 to now, 1 year later, i've gotten myself in so much trouble from alcohol. ruined many nights, ruined a relationship, trouble with the popo! i'm lucky to have lady friends that put up with my poor behavior. this song is dedicated to you... well, in the way that if you all left, i wouldn't have anyone to dance with.

gee gee gee gee baby baby baby -- girls generation

you know, girls generation, a.k.a. SNSD, a.k.a. so nyeo shi dae, a.k.a. so nyuh shi dae. theres: Yoona, Tiffany, Yuri, Hyoyeon, Sooyoung, Seohyun, Taeyeon (leader), Jessica, and Sunny. this shit cracks me up like all that jay chou stuff. ah, but kinda seriously though, i like jessica, or i think she's jessica. anyways, the chick that got the bangs, and wears the bright blue fedora and bright blue pants. sit on my face

yoga is as yoga does

fucking elvis! wait, lemmie re-phrase that. FUCK ELVIS!

they loved it in italy (live) -- kaki king

im just leaving this here as a reminder so i can come back and watch this when im high. like, stoned weed high. it has looping pedals and shit. well, thats what kaki king is kinda known for. anyways. just a reminder to myself, thats all.

ursa, zod, non

hahaha! i totally forgot about these guys. losers

fly die

your parents are on that plane

8bit thriller tribute -- saitone

this ain't too bad, but im really really into 8 bit graphics and chiptunes. if you don't like it get the fuck out.

bubu subaru?

robots cheer me up. this one is cool. imagine how many pounds of drugs he can haul.

"two girls" by sue de beer

you don't have to graduate from art school to get whats going on here

big girl skinny girl -- cx kidtronik

my homey sent me the link to this awhile ago, and i have no idea why i didn't post this shit already. this is the fuckin jam!

Big girl on the table eating 12 steaks
Skinny girl steady throwing up her dinner plates
Big girl cant never find the right size
Skinny girl aint never got no appetite
Big girl fo sho youre still fine
Skinny girl fo sho youre still fine



thanks joeythemutt

rumble roses xx

ya know, rumble roses xx, that video game thats about uh, er, female wrestling.

mike bertino

feelin it.


http://mikebertino.wordpress.com/

anamanaguchi - 1 - blackout city

i've never ridden my bike on acid. i've driven a car on acid and i've been surfing on acid... but anyways, i have done acid, and i know how to ride a bike, and i'm pretty fucking sure that for at least 3 mins and 23 seconds of said bike ride, it would feel exactly like this!!!

final flesh

yessss!!!! i'm so fucking excited. man, i fuckin biked an hour to work, worked a 12 hour day today, just under an hour coming back home, showered, ate, and now im gonna watch FINAL FLESH! i just got it. i know im gonna love it. i've never really been disappointed by anything PFFR. you're not fucking familiar? here's a fucking crash course bitch! http://www.pffr.net/. oh ya, and here's the fucking trailer for FINAL FLESH!

pacquiao twilight

retrovertigo -- mr. bungle

this is not an official video, but man, this is some good shit for a fanmade deal. i really like the end. there's violence.

i make the girls -- mr drastick

eightch won en won

in this months cosmo...

krampus, the other santa clause

see, i knew there was some other shit that goes on during christmas. balances man, balances, if you gotta have god and satan, where theres santa clause, theres krampus!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus