test your awareness!!!

syke energy drink

oh fuck ya man, like errbody knows i love paul robertson's art and i love energy drinks so mothafuckin now im postin an energy drink add animated by paul mothafuckin robertson!

po pi po vegetable juice dance

parametric reshaping

and then you're fat and then you're skinny and then you're tall and then you're short and then you're fat and then...

prodikeys

this is rockinroh!

just do it.

powerthirst

give it to people with down syndrome and watch them turn into energetic people with down syndrome.

machete, new trailer

happy cinco de mayo! here's the first "real" machete trailer. niceness...

golden age of pills

yayaya, it's chopped kinda funny so it might be hard to read at first but you'll figure it out, unless you're fucking high, which you might be. i understand. anyways, pills pills pills. go ask your dealer

marlon brando, lard, family secrets

this falls somewhere between "afternoon delight" and "surprise buttsex"

namman muay

maaaaaaaaaan, its been a slow bloggin month for me. partly because i've picked up a new hobby, which is rubbing oil on my body, lol.

my moms post :: nolan's chedder

so i come back home last night, exhausted from muay thai and i'm cooking over the stove while my parents are watching american idol. next thing i know my mom comes bouncing up to me and is like "did i show you that video??? that video with the moooooooouse!?!? =D" and i was like, "uhhhh, mouse? no mom." then she was like "okay! i'm gonna show you later! =D" and i was like "cool =I" so two hours later i'm choppin up garlic for dinner part 2 cause im still hungry and my mom shows me this video. i was like, "mom, this isn't funny at all." then i was like. "oh =D" then my mom asked me, "what does rad mean?"

earth hour 2010 -- unofficial video

Turn off your lights for one hour, Earth Hour, 8.30pm, Saturday 27th March 2010.

different claps

i was like "oh japan, you so weird and funny"

then i was like "aaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

vajazzle

crystals on your vagina? you will now be known as sparkle pussy.

after the rapture pet care

the rapture will be a joyous time for christians, but when we're gone, what will happen to our pets?

berries and cream

leg kick ftw

five dollar footlong

oh fuck. everytime i read or hear the phrase "five dollar footlong" i automatically hear the song in my head. fortunately i like it. its one of the greatest jingles ever made. are you familiar with the 2:17 extended mix? lawl balls

jamie jungers

wow, i love sucky ass commercials. this one sucks. this is jamie jungers for bidhere.com. jamie jungers is one of the chicks that tiger woods was fucking on the side. i like how she loses steam at the end, and i can't believe that they saved this for the final cut of their commercial. well, if it was better, i prob wouldn't like it.

gymkhana remix

woah, what the hell? did i make this video or something? must see video if you like ken block, subarus, drifting, dc skate shoes, drugs, and tim and eric style editing and surrealism. p.s. if you have super a.d.d. like me, fast fwd to 1:36