dam-funk -- hood pass intact

yes! thank you for holding it down on the west coast. love that my jdi's are in the video too! jaydiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiks!

Cab Calloway "Hi De Ho" (1934)

lessons learned from Cab Calloway's 1934 short "Hi De Ho" (not to be confused with his 1947 feature film of the same name):
Cab was such the pimp, he could con some simp into buying a radio through which he could effectively mack said simp's wife...
also, that fella could sing and dance

My Darling Clementine (1946)

If you like westerns, old movies or both this is for you, if you dont like either or then fuck you in both ears, you commie pinko scum. I recently saw western filmmaking god John Ford's gorgeous, hypnotic 1946 cowboy noir "My Darling Clementine" a fictionalization of the Earps, Doc Holiday and the Gunfight at The OK Corral (the same events portrayed in "Tombstone"). you can't beat Henry Fonda (The Grapes Of Wrath) as Wyatt Earp, or Vic Mature ( Samson and Delilah, Kiss of Death) as Doc Holiday. rip it, rent it, see it however.

The Cressbeckler Stance

The Onion News Network answers the questions: "What if a semi- literate 1890's prospector was given his own cable news editorial show? would he be any more disturbing than Bill O'Reilly? probly not. this is funny shit, check it.


Semi-Literate Former Gold Prospector Given Own Cable News Show

machete, new trailer

happy cinco de mayo! here's the first "real" machete trailer. niceness...

i just want to -- reggie watts

some excellent one man loopstation vocal r'n'b gyeaaaaa! he's got all the good tricks! singing in falsetto with echo and reverb, cuts and drops on the melodies and beats, vocal panning and a real man's beard. take notes!

are women as horny as men?

yay, more gavin mcinnes stuff. in this video he transports us to an unfathomable un existing opposite land where unfathomable un existing opposite things occur.

i wonder if i take you home -- lisa lisa

lisa lisa and cult jam produced by full force, in stunning high quality. 1984 tits. p.s. keep an eye for a fucking afro unicorn chick!!!

programmed2thrash videos . MGD / baditude

MGD

baditude

extreme gangster makeover

hollywood makes it look like that in los angeles, its cool to be a gangster, but you know whats really up with los angeles? fucking extreme gangster makeovers! eyyyyy, this one's in my hood too! SGV!


$$$ get dat makeover, sue dem cops, stack dat moneyzzz $$$

EXTRA! EXTRA! read all about it!
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-elmonte24-2009jul24,0,431133.story

nigga stole my bike best collection

wow... i came up late on this meme! i guess this is already old bag but yo, this shit is hilarious to me, and i bet you haven't seen it or else you would've told me to cause i like this shit. anyways, this video is the biggest bestest collection of "nigga stole my bike" related stuff. i really like all the musics. so much good nigga stole my bike musicsssssss.

learn more about this, http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Nigga_Stole_My_Bike!

programmed2thrash video . double barrel!!!

ok, i think i might try n make a music video for all the songs now. i have a funny amount of moving pictures to sample from so i think thats my new goal. here's DOUBLE BARREL!!!!

keyboard cat helen hunt hall n oates

aw im sorry. im sorry that i didn't put this up until warner bros made youtube take it off. but you know what. the interwebs can do whatever it wants and we can find this on the webs. i love the webs, and i love anti drug drama. jokes make up my fucking life.

Play Helen and Hall & Oates Off, Keyboard Cat - watch more funny videos

programmed2thrash free downloads

ok, we finished our album a little over a week ago. i've been running around doing all kinds of shit like that and thats why i haven't been blogging funny shit. but it evens out. a lot of the stuff on this blog is inspiration for the stuff i like to make. and now im blogging about it. full circle. anyways. we're gonna put some shows together for august. my lead singer is off on the canadian social d tour fluffing for civet. download our shit! its free! the fucking instrumentals too! you don't like our lyrics? sing your own fucking shit then. programmed2thrash fucking karaoke.

myspace.com/programmed2thrash

download full album now @
http://www.zshare.net/download/62278565c31b0a72/


download the album instrumentals now @
http://www.zshare.net/download/62501183cf49cc2f/

the wild american.

this is andrew carter. i know him for realz. he can play the theremin. he can play it better than you. the theremin was invented by a russian in 1928. andrew carter is not a russian, however i would not put the idea of communism past him. he is a sly one. this is my favorite video i have seen him do yet. 

making girls swoon. and the music is pretty good too. 

he also plays in a music with a girl Karin Tatoyan. they sometimes wear glitter on their face. i've seen it. i could go on and on but eh, check his stuff out yourself. 

http://www.lesauvageamerican.com/blog/

no more secrets!!!

since everyone is having babies but everyone wants to be a professional worker, there is no more time to stay at home with the kids and teach them important lessons in life. lucky for you, there are PSAs now in all forms of media from the tv and the internet(the post human mommy and daddy)!!!! in this PSA, we tackle the problems of creepy uncle!

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