white meat is whats for dinner

h@ppy hol!d@yzzz.

kenneth eng

MOTHAFUCKIN CYBORG DRAGONS FLYING IN THE MIDDLE AGES!?!?!?!?!?

viet rap -- v unit

lolwut?

pool party -- pool party music video

glorious interacialness

eat dat watermelon

massa is comin

Das Racist

So last night i was supposed to see local novelty rap sensations Das Racist play at this party and SoHo but the coppers took issue and the party had to change venues,ultimately leading to a Das Racist dj set at a cramped East Village bar. fun time, i held onto the one bud bottle i purchased and kept refilling it with coors in the bathroom. I ended up furiously making out with this thick one from Bay Ridge on the dance floor. But i still wanted to know what this Das Racist thing was all about when i woke up this morning, so i decided to youtube them. I dont really have an opinion. it seems to be in that Ninjasonik (also Brooklynites) camp.you be the judge.


they lose me on this one for leading off with a white castle reference, but the track gets better as it goes on

The Cressbeckler Stance

The Onion News Network answers the questions: "What if a semi- literate 1890's prospector was given his own cable news editorial show? would he be any more disturbing than Bill O'Reilly? probly not. this is funny shit, check it.


Semi-Literate Former Gold Prospector Given Own Cable News Show

popeye's chicken is my fav

popeyes chicken is my favorite! we have church's chicken at family gatherings too, but theres a popeyes sooo close to my house. they got reaaaaal macaroni and cheese. so bomb. kfc's got good coleslaw and mash, but fuck their mac. every time i take my black friend [joey the mutt] to my fam parties and we have church's chicken, he totally flips out in exciting cascades of joy. we also get him drunk and he always gives the same speech about how filipinos are just like black people. soooo funny.

40oz & chicken wings

amazing, puke

also seen this on ignoredprayers

machete, new trailer

happy cinco de mayo! here's the first "real" machete trailer. niceness...

Rhapsody In Black and Blue - 1932

everything that made this era great- hilarious black stereotypes, zulu foam parties, and Louis Armstrong

who is rowdy yates?

oh hai guise. we have a new team member. his name is rowdy yates. i've known him for 10 years now. HE'S BLACK! lol (i'm asian and bornbloodsucker is a guatamelan-brittish mutt). he moved to New York recently so he will be our connect out there. rowdy yates knows a lot about new music, new movies, and parties, SO YOU BETTER POST ABOUT IT FUCKER! here are funny pictures i took off his facebook.

two crying black men

perfect

confucius say... for the internet generation

beckii cruel feat. cruel angels

yo, where did these white girls come up with the idea of "hey, lets go to japan and sing in japanese and be j-pop stars even though we're white." i should have came up with that idea, but it wouldn't have worked cause im not white... gaijin assimilation at 2:22!!!

i'm a fuckin' puppet.

you might have missed when BLACK DEVIL DOLL came out in 2007 but cinematic masterpieces like this can stand up to the test of time. just look at the poster:





if you aren't sold on that check out this sticker:



http://www.blackdevildoll.com/

solid potato salad -- ross sisters

oh my fucking god i love white girls from 1944

aladdin

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming



i know its pretty sour, but i keep watching this and can't help but crack up. i used to love the aladdin story as a kid. there's all kinds of aladdin stories in asia. you know, in the philippines, which used to be a muslim nation (or pretty much from eastern europe to the orient), its pronounced "allah-dean," not that crappy friendly "a-laaaaad-in" shit.