popeye's chicken is my fav

popeyes chicken is my favorite! we have church's chicken at family gatherings too, but theres a popeyes sooo close to my house. they got reaaaaal macaroni and cheese. so bomb. kfc's got good coleslaw and mash, but fuck their mac. every time i take my black friend [joey the mutt] to my fam parties and we have church's chicken, he totally flips out in exciting cascades of joy. we also get him drunk and he always gives the same speech about how filipinos are just like black people. soooo funny.