Big Boi - Shutterbug

This new Big Boi clip has sex with your mother and makes you watch.

dat baby.

maury + shawty put + lil jon = dat baby don't look like me.

air doll, the movie

you knoooooooow! air doll! the movie where a japanese sex doll comes to life!

you can get the torrent here http://www.asiatorrents.com/details.php?id=b98f76c38776b981df140db3bf97066e09cb804b but you'll need to register to asiatorrents, which you should cause they got bomb asian movies there.

people, animals, animal people

i'm a fuckin' puppet.

you might have missed when BLACK DEVIL DOLL came out in 2007 but cinematic masterpieces like this can stand up to the test of time. just look at the poster:





if you aren't sold on that check out this sticker:



http://www.blackdevildoll.com/

shan kou a.k.a. the beasts 1980

ooh, haven't done a movie review dilly for a long time, and i should, cause i got ridiculous lists that you should be peeping. anyways, here's "shan kou" a.k.a. "the beasts" a.k.a. "flesh and bloody terror." it's the best 80s asian horror/exploitation i've seen in awhile.
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quick plot: Five teenagers head into the woods on a camping trip and are stalked and terrorized by five locals who rape one of the girls and brutally murder her brother.The girl is so traumatized by her horrifying experience that she is sent to a mental hospital and is unable to testify at the trial,leading the judge to release the men for lack for evidence.The angry father of the insane girl and murdered boy goes to the woods and kills rapist killers one by one via homemade traps.

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it's kinda like "deliverance" crossed with "rambo" except neither of those movies had hot chicks and disco music. man this girl is so fine. too bad she gets raped. click to download this .torrent

big head time

now its time to post pictures of sexy girls that have BIG HEADS

bobby mcferrin on sesame street

probably the only thing better than getting high and watching sesame street is getting high and watching bobby mcferrin perform on sesame street. jazzy yo!

keyboard cat paper toy

yay, make a keyboard cat toy that plays the piano.

here's folding instructional video

and here's the link to dl the shit

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmpQgkMU88K2gnR7bHj2aLbtO7hX9THMWv4QdRrmZUq867hEe3DmgDx73ZXpssT0A8S8uGjBfKlUVTwdXSzd24FL6HwpKwo54G8paAY_jiH3IxZvmJCSD_zS1b720GM9_0h-8jqjEM74w/s1600-h/meow_keyboard.jpg

bboy joker

woooooooooooow! this is a stop motion youtube interactive video game! woooooooooow!


and heres a little making of...

my little alien ponie

playmobil egypt set

tight! i'm feelin it. pyramids, ancient technologies, miniaturized play toys are tight. i'd like to see some aztec, mayans, incan, and atlantean stuff too. i wonder if they have some funky aliens sets... well, what i'd really like to do is put all these sets in some really trippy rock, cactus, and bonsai garden and make crazy miniature landscapes to do some interstellar meditating in. shaman style



stolen from 12oz prophet

my little zombie ponies

meh... im not so much into little ponies. BUT I DO LIKE ZOOOOOOOMBIESSSSS!!!!


these are by dbx1 and i stole em from streetanatomy.com

most valuble puppets... remix!

papercraft : princess mononoke forest spirits

im a poor asian. what does that mean? that means im down for designer toys but can't afford them, and im dexterous enough to get down on some origami like craftsmanship (which is way cheaper than designer vinyl toys.) sooooo, that brings us to papercraft! where you make toys out of paper!



i liked princess mononoke. i did this whole paper on it in art history class. i like all the forest spirit stuff. i was a big time stoner and of course i could hear and see the spirits of trees and nugs. i knew exactly where they were coming from. so yay, how happy was i to find, i could make my own forest spirits!

artist profile who made these forest spirits, it was modified from this pattern

pedobear

ahhh, pedobear cracks me the fuck up. am i a bad person for enjoying pedobear the pedophile bear? maybe... now, time for some pedobear!













pedobear is an internet meme that originated in image forums and is used to make light of and or create pedo-esque material. why? cause interwebz trolls are twisted peoples.

cho no yume

'cat eye' barbie

aghhh, ok. two posts in a row involving japanese girly dolls and i would be thinking, 'what kinda stuff does this guy do on the internet?' too, but trust me, this video is good stuff! its all old school too and the music is really good. i don't really know whats going on but its 'cat eye' japanese barbie, and i think she's some sort of super spy or super hero in this video. it shows her doing space battles and disco dancing and getting into gun fights, like some charlies angels type shit. so there, i posted two girlie doll videos in a row. so fucking what.

japanese doll shit

i found this while looking at videos of japanese robots riding unicycles. this is uh, well, this is a video of a doll girl eating a lot of food, going into a food coma, taking off her clothes before taking a shit, and then her shit comes to life. its kinda perverted, but the video is so off that i had to post it.