i like turtles

what is it about being alone pissin on a turtle that just makes you burst out into laughter?

i'll have my tampon neat

OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE GET THE FUCK OUT!

vindaloo muthafucka

i love me some spicy chicken potato curry mouth blasting. titli nihaan isn't as hot as say, the food network's sandra lee, but she's got the humor and the lazy man's recipe style so i give this a thumbs up. cook that shit!!!

relationships

sometimes guys like to be dominated


sometimes girls like to be dominated

teenage girls in diapers

fuckmandon'taskmeidon'tcomeupwiththisshit






ithinkyogirlfriendmadeadoodoo

throw up loop

theres something about girls throwing up that i like

y r u poop banans?

i thought it was funny because i like bananas

nic cage as everyone.

one of the greatest thespians of our time, nicholas cage has had an illustrious career, the epitome of a versatile actor you might say. over the past 25+ years. say what you will but i love "the rock". me and my bimbo friend once even talked about starting a nic cage fan club and make t-shirts. that never happened but a couple weeks ago i saw this blog called "nic cage as evereyone" where people submit pictures of people with nic cage's face inserted in. here are a couple of my favorites.










the people have spoken nic cage. they love you. see more here: http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/

puke

bored, couldn't find anything else to post really. the girl with bangs and puking is kinda cute. i have a thing for bangs.

gavin mciness magic

yessssssss. the creator of vice and street carnage now doing dirty magic tricks

final flesh

yessss!!!! i'm so fucking excited. man, i fuckin biked an hour to work, worked a 12 hour day today, just under an hour coming back home, showered, ate, and now im gonna watch FINAL FLESH! i just got it. i know im gonna love it. i've never really been disappointed by anything PFFR. you're not fucking familiar? here's a fucking crash course bitch! http://www.pffr.net/. oh ya, and here's the fucking trailer for FINAL FLESH!

a fart

girl, duck, candy, menstruation

i don't really know the story behind this but i think it works on this blog

this is not a charlie brown halloween.

regretsy.

you might have heard of an online store called etsy.com which features a bunch of no talent shmucks making things out of junk they find and then trying to sell it to other idiots online. its like a swap-meet of bullshit. luckily for us, there is regretsy.com a site that goes through all the crap on etsy.com and posts those extra special useless gems. here are a couple of my favorites:

jiz!

in the same vein as "im the juggernaut bitch!" we present to you, "jiz!"

i smell shitty panties!

ultimate biscuits

oy, made it to colorado. actualy didn't bring my computer, but my homies dad has one here in the kitchen. peeps are trying to sleep, but i like the glow of the computer and i love the internet so this is me being connected in the middle of the rockies right now. oh ya, so since peeps are sleeping, i can't really blog videos and shit, cause i can't watch them, or well, out of respect i don't want to be in the kitchen blasting shit, so now, you're going to be getting pictures. here's some fucking food.


mothafuckin three biscuits topped with ham, pork sausage, bacon, cheese, two over easy eggs, and gravy.

save the rainforest, piss in the shower!

there is a new ad campaign in brazil urging residents to pee in the shower because if every household saves at least one flush a day, it would save 1000 gallons of water a year (in brazil alone). xixi no banho yo!

programmed2thrash videos . i know about you / toxic shock syndrome

yayzers. 2 new programmed2thrash videos. one for "i know about you . fuck you!!!" which has moshing, drugs, and nudity; and then "toxic shock syndrome" which is more kinda artsy and techno, with a shocking ending. don't eat food while watching toxic.
i know about you . fuck you!!!

toxic shock syndrome

http://paulrobertson.mechafetus.com/

http://paulrobertson.mechafetus.com/
this fool is soooooooo sick. i needa raise money and get this guy to do music vids for the 3 fucking bands that im in. fuck. lovin it.