sweeney todd in 60 seconds

i never watched the movie... and this isn't even made from clips of it... its just people re-enacting it... that english goth chick is fucking hot...

cassandra peterson

cassandra peterson, please feed me with your gilfy horror milk!!! =P(.)(.)

staying lean and mean.

if one of your new year's resolutions was to lose weight (and it probably was) and you've already given up (which you probably have), here are a couple pictures that might want to make you hop back on that excercycle.

get more inspiration here: http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
stay lean and mean.

little boy big man singing

whoa. seriously. what the fuck?!?!?

monster-titty-eating monster

yup yup, january's been so lax for me in the lean mean blog department. i just haven't been on the internet so much, but i mean, when i come on here and then, im still gonna show you things like this. cause these are the things i find on the internet.

bulletproof remix -- leanmeansteen

bulletproof remix by leanmeansteen
music music music, its all i've been doing this month. check this shit out, especially if you like la roux.

bloodsport rock

this is like, the funniest shit i seen in a while

dirty orders -- redpen

aight aight. so i haven't done that many posts this month, and that's cuz i've been working on music. so here is some music i have been working on. this is me and my friend cardo's post punk no wave group "red pen." we did this song today. like, from 1:30pm to 4:00pm. i did the drums, keyboards, and singing. he did the bass, guitars and engineered the recording. fun times!
Dirty Orders by leanmeansteen

put a donk on it -- blackout crew

they must be smokin some wacky shit out there in england

love tko -- teddy pendergrass (r.i.p.)

well g-dang. 2 singers dead in one day. teddy pendergrass was prob most famous for singing "if you don't know me by now." here we see him layin down the sex in "love tko" which most of the kids in my generation will recognize as the song sampled in "back in the day" by ahmad.

r.i.p. jay reatard

aw man. shocked, and a little bummed out. jay reatard is dead. died this morning. i had two posts in this blog about him. here they are. well jay, your energy is somewhere else in the universe now. that was awesome when you broke my friend of a friends nose. good times. peace!

http://soleanandmean.blogspot.com/2009/06/jay-reatard.html

http://soleanandmean.blogspot.com/2010/01/it-aint-gonna-save-me-jay-reatard.html

nic cage as everyone.

one of the greatest thespians of our time, nicholas cage has had an illustrious career, the epitome of a versatile actor you might say. over the past 25+ years. say what you will but i love "the rock". me and my bimbo friend once even talked about starting a nic cage fan club and make t-shirts. that never happened but a couple weeks ago i saw this blog called "nic cage as evereyone" where people submit pictures of people with nic cage's face inserted in. here are a couple of my favorites.










the people have spoken nic cage. they love you. see more here: http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/

baile funk -- garotas da laje

oh man. i went to rio de janero in 2006. i had a boner the whole time. so many chicks. everyone was beautiful. its the only city that's in a jungle. its a jungle by the beach. and there's a city there. fuckin aye. anyways, this is supposedly the hit song there right now. it's their summer season and for the chicks that live in the favelas far from the beach, they have to tan on the rooftops. the singer in this came in 2nd place at their ghetto beauty pageant and talked mad shit to the winner, then subsequently launched her singing career. nice.

x ray booty

the less color in the picture, the less blood flowing to my brain

new cake label

see, this is why i like the internet. you post some music somewhere and then nice people from amsterdam tell you they dig it, then you check out their stuff and you dig it, then you blog about it so all your friends can dig it. fat titties yo.

you want a fuckin hard house mixtape??? bam!!! stream AND download that shit!!!
De Grote Vinnie, Donnie & Sjakie Show Mixtape #6 by New Cake Label
these cats seem real cool. just started a record labael. http://www.newcake.nl/
got pictures of themselves on their myspace playin big ass raves. http://www.myspace.com/degrotedjshow
they also do vocal accapella remixes.

aghhh my parents went to amsterdam last year and keep telling me i would love it and i should live there. no shit!

programmed2thrash -- angeles fire

the motherfuckin new album instrumentals bitch

Programmed2Thrash --Angeles Fire Instrumentals-- by leanmeansteen

damn girl

DAMN GIRL. YOU REALLY GOT YOURSELF INTO SOME SHIT I CAN'T HELP YOU OUT WITH.

DAMN GIRL. YOU REALLY GOT YOURSELF INTO SOME SHIT I CAN'T HELP YOU OUT WITH.

DAAAAAAYUM GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL

the sad cowbell girl

you're gonna replay this shit at least 3 times

reach -- martini ranch

1988 music video for actor bill paxton's pop rock group "martini ranch." directed by JAMES CAMERON. mad cameos by actors from terminator and aliens. its bad.

solid potato salad -- ross sisters

oh my fucking god i love white girls from 1944

rabbit

simply amazing. one of the few posts on this blog that teaches a lesson with morals.

ass gatling gun

^^^what the title says^^^

minnie mouse tank top

whoever designed that shit so one day this girl could wear it is a fucking genius.

i just want to -- reggie watts

some excellent one man loopstation vocal r'n'b gyeaaaaa! he's got all the good tricks! singing in falsetto with echo and reverb, cuts and drops on the melodies and beats, vocal panning and a real man's beard. take notes!

brothersport -- animal collective

niiice one. this is one of those music videos where you "do your thing" and then when your nice and toasty you turn down the lights, put this full screen, and turn the volume up. oh, when i said "do your thing," i meant "take drugs."

andthebeatgoes!andthebeatgoes!andthebeatgoes!

oh shit look at that. i got so worked up on that old whispers song i just had to sample it and make my own disco beat. my first try at french house. its a booty movrrr frrr shrrr.
andthebeatgoes!andthebeatgoes!andthebeatgoes! by leanmeansteen

and the beat goes on -- the whispers

since i've been recently obsessed with making disco beats i've been going through my music library and listening to all the r'n'b, funk, soul, disco i've collected for the past 12 years. this song has always been one of my favorites. this version in the video is more disco'd out than the original recording with that heavy 909 kick but that's why it's the club version. man, how dope are those rehearsed disco steps? so tight. and how bad is that girl with the flesh colored clothes, fro, front center-right. i think i feel something. don't you?

automatic -- pointer sisters

this song is the jam, and the no frills music video is the jam too. im so diggin on june, the girl on the right. the one with the crazy pattern getup that doesn't look into the camera. she's high on drugs.

avatar makeup tutorial

oh man, by now i'm sure there's a lot of people who are starting to get tired of all the avatar shit, but thats not me har har harrr.

grade school movie review pocahontas/avatar

hiro the ball snatcher

here's a clip from "ginga densetsu wido" which is an adventure cartoon about dogs. in this clip, one of the dogs "hiro" does his signature attack move of biting his opponents balls off.

it ain't gonna save me -- jay reatard

its a lot lighter than his previous works but its still good and this a fun video. i've said it before, its hard to be hard 24/7

010210 comeinside

guess i caught some disco fever. i made another disco beat. i just wanna make something fun that people could poplock, uprock, downrock, groove, and freestyle dance to.
010210 comeinside by leanmeansteen

bill nye hadooouuken

une francaise malade qui sent bon

word, its been a long time since i put any original content on this blog. thats cause i stopped making music for the past 2 months when i started working, and i really cut down on going out to shows so i couldn't bring so many snazzy performance pictures. but yes!!!! finally, i got my ass back on the keyboard and did some sampling too (which i haven't done in over a year) so yay. my first beat of the year. its disco.
une francaise malade qui sent bon by leanmeansteen

taste the soleanandmean rainbow

new years resolution: taste all 12 flavours size 6 and below

p.s. there's more flavours than this and personally ive been down for girls up to size 14 but this blog is called soleanandmean