on a saturday night. july

ughhhh. too much partying this week. i haven't been able to post to this blog all the funny things i've seen this week. its been a lot of alcohol. enough excuses. lets get summa these pictures and explanations started!!!

soooooooooo saturday night went with my buddies joey n cecilia to a south of downtown l.a. warehouse gig. cecilia was gonna perform too. here was the first act of the night. "ostrich eyes" better peep em in person and myspace. www.myspace.com/ostricheyesmusic let me tell you that it was super fun n super cute zone the whole time. i wasn't able to catch all the names of the songs. i definitely thought the 3rd song of their set was my favorite. also "inappropriate" n "one four three." i talked to the drummer Lia that night, nice girl. they're all 18 and this was their first big gig too. good job. i know things can get touchy once you start to describe or label a bands sound, but in all honesty i'd say they have a punk practicality with an end result that sounds pre alternative rock proto grundge, which is fucking tight cause i don't think you could do that if you really tried to actively create and or copy a sound like that, so i think that means they're bein themselves. maybe my new favorite 18 y/o girl band?

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here's a girl band duo. i didn't catch their names. they made a lot of noise for 2 people. stand up drums and midi controller smashing. pretty aggro experimental. i know the drummer got engaged last week. i do know that...

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yay! here's one of my new buddies cecilia a.k.a. spring queen! www.myspace.com/springqueensongs you know, the first time i saw her perform, i was so moved that after her performance, i ran up to her, said her set was beautiful and kissed her on the cheek. i was under the influence of "stuff" but yo, i've been under the influence of many a "stuff" and i don't usually go running around kissing everyone on the cheek. anyways, this performance was equally beautiful. maybe one of the more poignant comments of her performance that night was between me n joey and how he was expressing how impressive her command of the "one person on a stool with an acoustic guitar" skills were. trust me it ain't easy. but she's soooooooooo fucking good at it. you must check her myspace.

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anyways, that was already a long ass day and night, but we ended up leaving the warehouse n going to a house party in mar vista. they had fucking firedancers!!! this girls name was maggie, and she had pirate pants and no standing alliances with any local fire tribes but did have hopes of one day professionally attending burning man. the end.

railroadcrossingfail

total joke zone. i took this picture last weekend. railroadcrossing mother fucking fail. this is what happens in south pasadena. in fact this at orange and mission. that intersection is in that jason vorhees movie.

rubiks sandwich

no joke, when i saw this picture, i got so hungry that i stepped out to eat, and now i just got back. i like sandwiches and i like rubiks cube. i didn't eat a sandwich, but i do wanna try making one of these one day.

kyosai

these are tight. i love synthesized violence and that includes and especially means the violent arts. ya i could see how it could cause some concern, issues of de-sensitization, and at worst, copycat behavior through physical manifestation, but yo, thats a problem for human beings that can't handle their shit. this for me tingles and plays my imagination and brings up awesome and fantastical images. well, super funny too. kawanabe kyosai was a meiji period japanese artist. these i guess are commissioned pieces from the 1870s that now reside in the british museum.




gotten from pink tentacle!

wedding cake

this makes me want to be a wedding cake decorator. i could just make edible dioramas of intense battle scenes with all kinds of crazy shit. i dunno what else im supposed to say. i feel like i left it pretty open when i said "all kinds of crazy shit."

i am a real american

deng, i was thinking about this song just yesterday. its a good hook. i want to start out a song with that riff, or just straight sample it or something. 1:30, hulk hogan headbutts the u.s.s.r. flag.

my little alien ponie

brucelee.com

tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. the official bruce lee website launched yesterday. forreals tho. brucelee.com had been cybersquated for years, but now the official official is here and i'm glad that the man has his internet identity back.

i learned about this news from
http://www.angryasianman.com/

tron legacy

ooooh weeee. i know that this is pretty much everywhere or about to be, but i gotta put it on here cause uh, well, it looks fucking cool and i just use this blog to log a lot of the funzone things i find on the interfuckingwebs anyways.

rumspringa @ the roxy

ya ya ya, not so bad for a thursday night. it was the first time that rumspringa had played the roxy too. the Haim sisters, myspace.com/wearehaim, were the opening act. they're funtimes and super cute. they're LACHSA kids too woot woot. este, the eldest, went to school at the same time as jojo itaru and i, so i had fun heckling her from the crowd. i shoulda taken pictures of them, i was to busy drinking and wasn't thinking about it.

anyways, i continued on with the heckling when rumspringa came on. they had a good set. it had been a long while since they had played here in america, and its about to be another month before they play again, which will be at sunset junction. so when, joey asked the crowd, "do you wanna hear our new song?" i yelled, "noooooooooo i don't wanna hear your new song!" and i got a lot of dirty looks. so jokes. anyways. rumspringa had a good show despite the first song starting off with itaru losing his drum stick and joey breaking a string. they had the biggest crowd compared to robert francis, who was the headliner, and i can only imagine that they will continue to attract and bring in larger crowds. oh ya, pray for the homey itaru the drummer, he's off to spain for the next few weeks.

awful library books

http://awfullibrarybooks.wordpress.com/

hooters girl rodeo barstool beer pouring trick

you know, i've never been to hooters before. i can't really say that im aching to go or anything. im sure it would be fun. i haven't been to an american strip club either, but i do like this upsidedown barstool rodeo chick.


i saw another version of this on ignoredprayers

arnold, on pumping iron and cumming

i'm cumming day and night!!!!


ignoredprayers

wu tang lego : da mystery of chessboxin

ow ow wow. i seen this video already on 2 of my favorite other blogs, and thats cause its good. so im going to do it too, cause you might not go to the same things i doooo.

Wu-Tang Lego: Da Mystery of Chessboxin' from davo on Vimeo.

i seen it both on thedailywhat and ignoredprayers

programmed2thrash videos . i know about you / toxic shock syndrome

yayzers. 2 new programmed2thrash videos. one for "i know about you . fuck you!!!" which has moshing, drugs, and nudity; and then "toxic shock syndrome" which is more kinda artsy and techno, with a shocking ending. don't eat food while watching toxic.
i know about you . fuck you!!!

toxic shock syndrome

iphone apps

ok ok, two apple bashing posts in a row seems like im tryna pull something here. it was just a coincidence though! forreals! anyways, this is a pretty funny spoof commercial and it reminds me a lot of my homie who got his first generation iphone when it first came out. he hates cell phones, never uses it to talk, always just uses it for games. he said that "phonewise," it was the worst cell phone he ever had. its just good for apps. i also like how on the youtube site is filled with comments of people defending their iphones. "its the best cell phone i ever had, and it never drops calls." fucking fuck.

mac vs. pc = new york vs. los angeles

its kinda like new york vs. los angeles.

sandra lee, circuit bended

wahweee! i have no idea who this is but this is some quality kitchen milfy action for sure. cut it up. cut cut cut it up. up. up. up. cut it up. cut it up.

programmed2thrash video . double barrel!!!

ok, i think i might try n make a music video for all the songs now. i have a funny amount of moving pictures to sample from so i think thats my new goal. here's DOUBLE BARREL!!!!

programmed2thrash video chain gang . ninja fang

so i was watching paul robertson's "kings of power 4 billion%" and then i couldn't resist cutting out this one part and seeing how it fits to programmed2thrash. it was too easy because paul robertson's epic synthetic violence is in the same vein as our shit. now featuring the >violence kings< in >>chain gang ninja fang<<.

cheaters. freaky deaky ass chick!!!

this is fucking insane redonk. i can't believe its real, but i guess it is. here we have a healthy 8 min clip from an uncensored "cheaters" episode. i wonder if this is on a dvd or something? what can i say. uh, skinny dude with a goatee, oriental pattern shirt, and faded backwards cap is suspicious that his girlfriend is cheating on him. little does he know about her LESBIAN CLOWN CONSTRUCTION WORKER ASS TO ASS DILDO THREESOMES WITH CAUTION TAPE AND STROBE LIGHTS! what the fuck yo!?!?!?! quality of the video is low, but theres naked chicks, and spy camera video of some ass to ass fucking. man. insane. maybe the best quote is at the end when everyone is crying and she's apologizing and she asks, "what am i supposed to say??? i want you to dress up like a construction worker and fuck me in the ass???" and he says, "yes." and then they hug. yaaaaaaaaaaay

http://paulrobertson.mechafetus.com/

http://paulrobertson.mechafetus.com/
this fool is soooooooo sick. i needa raise money and get this guy to do music vids for the 3 fucking bands that im in. fuck. lovin it.

love is a battlefield

keyboard cat helen hunt hall n oates

aw im sorry. im sorry that i didn't put this up until warner bros made youtube take it off. but you know what. the interwebs can do whatever it wants and we can find this on the webs. i love the webs, and i love anti drug drama. jokes make up my fucking life.

Play Helen and Hall & Oates Off, Keyboard Cat - watch more funny videos

calvin n hobbes = fight club

so fucking genius. and then theres this website too which goes into the hobbes/tyler durden connection, marla singer as susie derkins, and how calvin n hobbes' G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS)club, is essentially the same secretive males only one fight at a time club as 'fight club.' fuckin lovin it
http://metaphilm.com/philm.php?id=29_0_2_0

parallels, parallels, parallels! i totally eat shit like this up. thats also why i like remixes, re-dos, and fucking reboots.

programmed2thrash free downloads

ok, we finished our album a little over a week ago. i've been running around doing all kinds of shit like that and thats why i haven't been blogging funny shit. but it evens out. a lot of the stuff on this blog is inspiration for the stuff i like to make. and now im blogging about it. full circle. anyways. we're gonna put some shows together for august. my lead singer is off on the canadian social d tour fluffing for civet. download our shit! its free! the fucking instrumentals too! you don't like our lyrics? sing your own fucking shit then. programmed2thrash fucking karaoke.

myspace.com/programmed2thrash

download full album now @
http://www.zshare.net/download/62278565c31b0a72/


download the album instrumentals now @
http://www.zshare.net/download/62501183cf49cc2f/

cheese motherfucking overload

this is so IN YOUR FACE its ridiculous. again here we have a fine example of a lot of ideas i like all put together, then thrown at your face like a fast ball of fuck you cheese. this is the kind of feeling i strive for when i do programmed2thrash. which i need to blog about, like, fucking next.

go make me a sandwich

three frames

i love animated gifs and i love this site. three frames from famous movies. i decided to shows yous some 'breathless,' 'h.o.t.s.,' n 'jaws.'



http://threeframes.net

capri sun jacket

pretty hot yo. im kinda turned on by this. we have a creatively inclined milfy with a can-do-attitude and a bunch of capri sun pouches. well, so she made a jacket. i dunno, the poses, her eyes, and those bangs, those fluffy bangs, kinda do it for me. i wanna see her make more stuff.

here's the whole post with her step by step
http://smvite.tripod.com/suesblog/index.blog/1879597/juicy-couture/

qualitex balloon network

this video kinda made me scared for a second. and i also found my self guessing my own naturally optimistic behavior. do people think im a fake ass mother fucker? well, i dunno. i do like this video though, the more i think about it. its like a religious missionary how-to vid. all the programming and furtherment of the cause. in this case, fucking balloons.


http://everythingisterrible.com/ yo

r.i.p. oscar mayer

inside edition 1988: mario bros.

when you're in fucking level 3 dash fucking one, there's going to be a fucking spot about fucking half way through, where you're going to run into the fucking hammer brothers...


on have you seen this

max skate bike

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


have you seen this?

robo geisha

the most amazing thing i've seen today. i think the movie is about an army of girls in robo suits. these suits are the most amazing suits with all kinds of swords coming out of them. acid breast milk, legs turning into tank tracks, handicap guns, and killing people with fried shrimp. you have to see it. its live action yo.


again, found at the daily what

destino

dali and disney. tripped out cartoon love story??? ya. go see dali and disney. shits tight.


found it on daily what

get high at work and watch this.

INTEEPEES!

i will continue buying anything this this lady put out. i'm pretty sure i've already spent a small fortune already but fuck it, its just too good.