Crookers + Rye Rye - "Hip Hop Changed"

bangin. stick around towards the end where it gets all dubbed out.

fast death workout

try to finish jacking off before she finishes her routine

Big Boi - Shutterbug

This new Big Boi clip has sex with your mother and makes you watch.

Wheel Of HIGH ON FUCKING CRACK

check this dude out

Now Tell Me......

prison don't look like fun?

Das Racist

So last night i was supposed to see local novelty rap sensations Das Racist play at this party and SoHo but the coppers took issue and the party had to change venues,ultimately leading to a Das Racist dj set at a cramped East Village bar. fun time, i held onto the one bud bottle i purchased and kept refilling it with coors in the bathroom. I ended up furiously making out with this thick one from Bay Ridge on the dance floor. But i still wanted to know what this Das Racist thing was all about when i woke up this morning, so i decided to youtube them. I dont really have an opinion. it seems to be in that Ninjasonik (also Brooklynites) camp.you be the judge.


they lose me on this one for leading off with a white castle reference, but the track gets better as it goes on

brasil.

i heard a new seu jorge (aka knockout ned) song yesterday called 'cirandar' that got me going on this brazilian music kick. i have also been playing call of duty modern warfare and wish they had a better soundtrack when you are going around sniping people in the flavelas. i used to really be into bonde do role but once the original singer left the band i did too.

the seu jorge song is in the background of the capoeira video, but the new version is much better.


here are some more of my favorites.

and yes, before you try to hurt your little brain thinking about where you herd this before, mia stole this and redid it for her first album.

imma beatcho ass on dis train.

soulja boy handle yer bitch. she craz-e.

svelt st.

my friend tien is in a band. her band is called svelt st. they are really really ridiculously good looking. they used to make club bangers but they're new stuff is much more ambient-ish. they did a mash-up of their songs and it was used in the short film The Black Hole. check it out below.

SVELT ST. - 'Gravediggers' & The Black Hole (Short Film) (Mashup) from Bang! Cheeto on Vimeo.

hear more here: www.myspace.com/sveltst
or here: sveltst.bandcamp.com

Soft Cell - Sex Dwarf

still my favorite song ever

Sleigh Bells

i like this band ok, just got their new album.it's called "Treats".They're all the rage here in Brooklyn apparently.and i really really wanna do the lead singer in the butt. and i dont even do it in the butt. sound quality's shit on a couple of these.

this song is called "rill rill" on the album


this ones pretty blown out and distorted, cuz its an old demo

dat baby.

maury + shawty put + lil jon = dat baby don't look like me.

My Darling Clementine (1946)

If you like westerns, old movies or both this is for you, if you dont like either or then fuck you in both ears, you commie pinko scum. I recently saw western filmmaking god John Ford's gorgeous, hypnotic 1946 cowboy noir "My Darling Clementine" a fictionalization of the Earps, Doc Holiday and the Gunfight at The OK Corral (the same events portrayed in "Tombstone"). you can't beat Henry Fonda (The Grapes Of Wrath) as Wyatt Earp, or Vic Mature ( Samson and Delilah, Kiss of Death) as Doc Holiday. rip it, rent it, see it however.

wedding dj

i know the video says "worst wedding dj ever," but its more like "best wedding dj ever."

The Cressbeckler Stance

The Onion News Network answers the questions: "What if a semi- literate 1890's prospector was given his own cable news editorial show? would he be any more disturbing than Bill O'Reilly? probly not. this is funny shit, check it.


Semi-Literate Former Gold Prospector Given Own Cable News Show

Alexyss K. Tylor "Vagina Power" (TM)

"and this man won't even buy you some shrimp from long john silvers and what, that plate what, 2.99??? but he'll give you a mouth full of sperm and a rectum full of sperm"

live auction (dnb mix)

maaaaaaaaan, fuck all that autotune chopped and re synced raps of the news, and congress, and nba coaches. here's a straight mashup of some midwest live auction raps synced to a dark drum and bass track. no chops and autotune necessary.

billy lee and jimmy lee

i dunno bout you guys but i just nostalgia'd pretty hardcore

popeye's chicken is my fav

popeyes chicken is my favorite! we have church's chicken at family gatherings too, but theres a popeyes sooo close to my house. they got reaaaaal macaroni and cheese. so bomb. kfc's got good coleslaw and mash, but fuck their mac. every time i take my black friend [joey the mutt] to my fam parties and we have church's chicken, he totally flips out in exciting cascades of joy. we also get him drunk and he always gives the same speech about how filipinos are just like black people. soooo funny.

tiga - shoes

can't get this song out of my head. just gotta dive headfirst into it then.

co/ck/ churro

Anonymous 05/12/10(Wed)02:54 No.1826569
Some people make beautiful sweet, tasty creations... others make cock churros. It's made with Dill-Dough :D

iggy vs. stuart. vs. nic

so i was in the mood for some stooges and im watching this vid and start cracking up because iggy reminds me of stuart. then, i show mr. rowdy yates the vid and he says it reminds him of nicolas cage and i start cracking even more so here's a triple post. hope you guys get the same effect or else fuck you.

MIA- XXXO

New MIA banger. makes up for that Suicide ripoff bullshit she put out.

world of warcraft diet pt. 2

oh shit. this is real. weirds me out thinking when i was in college, i loved video games and hot pockets. i didn't play WoW though. i don't like rpg's but man, i feel bad for kids that don't know any better. hours toiled away in front of a glowing screen stuffing yourself with microwave food and mountain dew. this is making me a little hungry though... p.s. my link for world of warcraft diet from last september is broken so im reposting the pic.



p.p.s. filipino beer battered boar ribs FTW

giada de laurentiis TITTIES

in general im a small boobies kinda guy but god damn i need cable tv and the food network and those tits. it starts to get really good at 1:00. so yummy. brrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbbrrrrr (motorboating)

Parralox

If you're like me and just cant get enough hard, 80's-like synth-pop in your diet, then you might wanna check out Parralox, from Australia, they're some cold motherfuckers. Both albums, 2008's "Electricity" and this year's "State of Decay" come strongly recommended.

"bum win" (too good)

bang bang baby

he's like, teaching an unborn baby how to shoot.

Gucci Mane - Frowny Face (Douster Remix)

say what you want about Gucci, and southern rap in general, this is a sick remix. found on Diplo's "Free Gucci" mixtape..

baby blood

oh! whats that!? baby blood? a movie about a strange creature that crawls into the uterus of a circus woman and then demands blood? yes please.

india-pakistan border stomp showdown

pretty sweet dance off if you ask me. stomps and head dresses, its like watching a birds of paradise dance.

girl and the robot remix -- leanmeansteen

been working on other music lately, which i will blog later, but! here is my first solo track in almost 2 months. a lil robyn remix. i think thats funny that her n diplo actually did a dancehall song that just came out too. maybe robyn should do more electronic reggae.

the girl and the robot [remix] by leanmeansteen

40oz & chicken wings

amazing, puke

also seen this on ignoredprayers

little lupe saves the day

ya, little lupe, the porn actress!

seen it on ignoredprayers blog

The Gossip - 2012

I live in dire fear of the day Beth Ditto has a heart attack, cuz this obese lesbian frontwoman is one of the best out there. Here she is with her band The Gossip, singing one of my new favorites, "2012"

Street Fighter : Legacy

So this Hollywood actor / stuntman guy got fed up with those two crappy film adaptations and made this extremely short short film with his own money to create some sort of balance. Its ok i guess, even though it focuses on the least visually interesting (and therefore least favorite of mine) characters


its still in no way better than this Street Fighter bit from the Jackie Chan classic "City Hunter"

negative million dollar smile

=D

kobe bryant, white mamba version

at first i was like

and then i was like

loooooool

powerthirst

give it to people with down syndrome and watch them turn into energetic people with down syndrome.

cool as ice

fucking asshole

cheer myself up

fuck, i'm having a hard week, next week will suck too. im staying inside. that's why i'm posting more to this blog again. i try to cheer myself up with funny and fucked up things. right?

obvious shoop

machete, new trailer

happy cinco de mayo! here's the first "real" machete trailer. niceness...

Bling Blam

actual functioning weapons recently seized from the home of Mexican drug lord El Lobo. fucking beautiful. thanks to Coco Perez

adam, you look great

i just reached level 15

Dizzee Rascal does "Bonkers" live on Jools Holland

'All I care about is sex and violence,
a heavy bass line is my kind of silence"
British late nite talk show "Later With Jools Holland" has some of the best music performances around, check youtube if you dont believe me. Heres Dizzee Rascal doing a live version of his Armand Van Helden produced track "Bonkers"(my personal anthem these days) with blues guitar providing the hook.......

tornado penis

post 666!!!

pentagram pizza for satan gyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah!!!

dildo couch, mristine meung

hi, i gotta new friend her name is uh, mristine meung. she's kinda artsy and was excited about soleanandmean blog and wanted to contribute. she sent me a picture of a couch made of dildos and told me to "post that shit up." not until they know where its coming from christi... i mean, mristine!

electron boy, 100s of people involved

electron boy is a hero of a few words, but he had a few for today. "that was sooooo cool."

KFC ELVIS double down

oh fuck yea! i only re-post TIWYF things that i would actually eat, cuz im not a pussy. and this is something i would eat. i love chicken, cheese, bacon, bananas, and peanut butter. if that was legit "elvis" style banana peanut butter, that shit would be deep fried son!

audrey hepburn

time for one of those boners from the 50s

oh ya, musics...

time to take the training wheels off

maybe you're in the bike scene and like bikes and have seen this like, a million times. well, your gonna see it again.

happy birthday dead keith haring.

drag realness.

shake the dice and steal the rice.


crystal castles stole some video from this documentary for their new song. my suggestion is to turn down their music and play anything with a better beat to it. not trying to hate but i find it lacking the energy needed to accompany the video.

Crystal Castles - Empathy from Jef Deng on Vimeo.

Dancehall Queen

Robyn + Diplo = summer anthem: http://www.themilkcarton.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6779

star wars loteria.

this is one of the coolest/nerdiest things i've ever seen. if you're from la, you should know this game already, but for those who don't know it, this game is basically bingo mexican style. i've always liked the art on the original cards but these star wars ones are dope! i don't think they are being made but i might just have to print them out and make 'em myself. take heed homies.





to see more pictures click here: http://www.lataco.com/taco/wp-content/uploads/starwars_loteria.jpg

Cab Calloway in "Betty Boop's Snow White" - 1933

The greatest singer/performer of all time(stolen from by everyone from James Brown to Michael Jackson), rotoscoped by the greatest animators of all time (the Fleischers) singing one of the most covered American songs of all time . This is Cab Calloway singing St, James Infirmary, tripped out as all fuck.......