the devil's miner

ya man. documentary about 14 y/o kid working in a bolivian mine shaft high on coke doing 24 hour shifts that worships the devil. sweet.

waxwork

that's some good fuckin vampire action

i'll have my tampon neat

OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE GET THE FUCK OUT!

crazy eyes

those fucking crazy eyes!!!

little tits/big tits

h@ppy hol!d@yzzz.

you're the best

not a single fuck

kenneth eng

MOTHAFUCKIN CYBORG DRAGONS FLYING IN THE MIDDLE AGES!?!?!?!?!?

viet rap -- v unit

lolwut?

ass laugh

Flying Lotus - Kill Your Co-workers

nice

big tits zombie

downloading this right now as im posting this trailer

cigo man band

saw this video. then spent the last 45 mins looking through my room looking for a kazoo. didn't find the fucking kazoo but i found an 80s japanese magnetic futon (which ill be sleeping on tonight), my comics collection along with jointz mags from 2003, and old vhs-c cassette that supposedly has footage of me breakdancing from 2001, and an eye patch.

christmas season

sit on it

cavern -- liquid liquid

oh, its the post punk song that got re-appropriated by grandmaster melle mel

robot baby birthing

fake it! -- denki groove

konapun #4 - Hamburger, French fries

So This Guy

swallowed an entire bag of coke upon being stopped by the police. still flying high at the station, obviously.

get the story http://jalopnik.com/5704340/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine

art thoughtz: post-structuralism

hennessy youngman takes the thick rubbery philosophical mystery meat of "post structuralism" and cuts off a more digestible piece for critique. you too will soon be able to hang with mfa/bfa's at gallery openings and dinner parties and understand the convoluted disinterest in everything that western higher education has brought them.

"if you can't make it, fake it by over explaining it!"

oko yono and lohn jennon

church song -- miracles club

megashark vs crocosaurus

fuck ya they made a sequel and megashark is back fighting a crocosaurus and steve urkel is in it!

booze breakfast fortress

drugs and fire

it's like the opposite of the "pool girl on shrooms" video

shangaan electro

yaaaaaaaa the homie joey gave me this sick album of "shangaan electro," south african new wave. i have to say, its pretty fast and hard. there's a couple electro slow jams too, "nwa gezani my love" and that's the second video down there. sooooooo sick!

stop teen pregnancy

fourloko nma

are you a beer?

wolverine, you so funny

the swan -- clara rockmore

one time i played some hip hop inspired jazz for my boss and he called it electronic music. i asked him why he categorized it as that and he said something like, "its chopped up jazz samples re-arranged on an electronic instrument." and then i was like "oh ya? what about electric guitars and rock'n'roll?"
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i also have this one friend that calls pretty much every kind of electronic music "techno." then i told him, "well then rock'n'roll is techno cause they use electronic instruments." and then his head twisted and he said, "but it's not the same." and i said "i'm just fucking with you man."

anyways, here's some oldschool "electronic music."

acting, thinking, feeling -- stark reality

oh man i haven't heard this song in such a long time. i had it on the stones throw 101 dvd. i used to get soooooooooooooooo baked and watch this all the time when i was in college. really good weedy performance video to watch. its super chill until 4:10. then it speeds up and gets real funky. like breakbeats and sweet vocal harmonies. oh man i love it.

blood puddle pillow

http://www.fromkeetra.com/index.php

i sawz it on street anatomy

syke energy drink

oh fuck ya man, like errbody knows i love paul robertson's art and i love energy drinks so mothafuckin now im postin an energy drink add animated by paul mothafuckin robertson!

audioquest k2 speaker cables

Meanwhile In Russia....

can you really imagine costumed Greenpeace canvassing in Russia possibly yielding different results?



Thanks to Sam Lucas

punch me panda

http://natehillisnuts.com/home/punch-me-panda/

33RPM -- john brown's body

hands down my favorite contemporary reggae band. im so lucky to have seen them with the original bass player in solana beach.

tired fe lick weed -- jacob miller

to the north! to the south! to the east and to the we eh eh eh esssssssst! jacob miller is my idol!

baby, i love your way -- big mountain

takin it back to 94' big mountain styleeeee!


lol that motherfucking saxophone! looooooool!!!

p.s. dreadlocks

hrp-4c dance dance dance!

japanese english school samuel l. jackson impersonation contest tickets to disneyland

don't cry. samuel l. jackson never cries...

dance dance retired revolution

70 y/o husband and 66 y/o wifey doin it. doin it!

ddr couple
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let your hair down

get down, it's a saturday night

boys

1950's homosexuals seem scary

TEBAATUSASULA

mothafuckin ey! ran into an old friend who explained to me that him, and his friends' whole entire office life was based upon checking out the updates of this blog at the end of every week, and subsequently professing that the lack of updating this blog was dealing a serious hampering in the quality of my his and his homies lives. so thereforth i vowed that night (tonight) to fucking update the blog because i heard from the fucking horses mouth that peoples digital lives depend on the fucking spice i bring...

anywhoo, here is "tebaatusasula" brought to you by your #1 film company in uganda. don't fucking sleep. i fucking stayed up to bring this to you. don't sleep. do cocaine or drink superpump250 by gaspari nutrition, or take n.o. explode by bsn, official sponsor of ufc.

Training Day - You Shot Me In The Ass

fucking oscar bait right here

po pi po vegetable juice dance

i haven't posted in awhile.

R.I.P Ari Up

lead singer of this fine band

Adam and the Ants - Stand and Deliver

just because

Best Worst VHS Covers

good stuff on here


Best-worst VHS covers, part one

Jared Leto Makeover

i aint been round here in a while, seriously because nothing on the net has made me wanna shout of late.......... but this, my friends, well this is just crazy.

ss disney.

i wanna ride the teacups on a floating disneyland.

read this fucking interview:

http://disneyandmore.blogspot.com/2009/11/ss-disney-incredible-wdi-project.html

diamanda galás -- saint of the pit

wachu know about diamanda galás? wachu know about anything? lol

mortal kombat accordian

scorpion doesn't have pupils damnit

pool party -- you want me

another webcam music video. we're gonna make a mini dv video soon...

dam-funk -- hood pass intact

yes! thank you for holding it down on the west coast. love that my jdi's are in the video too! jaydiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiks!

pool party -- pool party music video

free dilda

kassem g -- asian geniuses

ninja vag bubbles from hell

do drugs and watch this.

turn the volume down. turn on pool party and fondle a carpet. and no i don't mean vag, an actual carpet. just trust me. its the best.

hokkien mtv

computer beach party 1988

pool party

lori & lacey by poolparty626

i haven't been working on the blog lately. its cuz i've been working on POOL PARTY POOL PARTY POOL PARTY POOL PARTY POOL PARTY POOL PARTY POOL PARTY POOL PARTY POOL PARTY POOL PARTY

Yeasayer - Madder Red

check out Kristen Bell in this weird assed new video for Yeasayer's song 'Madder Red', off their last album "Odd Blood". Thanks to Pitchfork

back in the day -- ahmad

Rapper Gets Slapped

" I cannot stand no wack mc's" - Del

the family that eats soil

oh fuck ya, i wonder what other "troma-esque" films are coming from the pearl of the orient

in the studio with thomas gold

go to 12:54. ya

fred the baby raver

wait for the drop @ 49 seykunds

amazon package

meanwhile, at the amazon package distribution center...

there, there my dear -- dexy's midnight runners

photoshopped cosplay

these just crack me uuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!

gordon ramsay

helmet keanu

Today In City History

I've lived in New York City for almost seven months now, but long before i ever lived here i absorbed much of its past and culture, particularly its sordid criminal history. There are certain neighborhoods and intersections that ring out in my mind when i hear them now and evoke certain people or events i read about, but certain incidents i can remember even the very date. July 28th. It brings to mind The Harlem Baby Massacre. It brings to mind Vincent "Mad Dog" Coll. The Harlem Baby Massacre, on E 107th st in what was then an Italian neighborhood, was a botched drive-by shooting that occurred on this date in 1931 in which the intended targets were left unharmed, instead four children were wounded and a five year old boy killed. The shooting was eventually chalked up to the ongoing war between the unhinged young Irish hoodlum Vincent Coll (the tall one on the left in the photo), and his former boss, Jewish bootleg kingpin Dutch Schultz. The conflict between the two Bronx boys, which started when ace gunman Coll split with Schultz over a salary dispute and decided to form his own organization and usurp the Dutchman's territory, was now spilling into Upper Manhattan, and allegedly Coll and a few members of his small gang (roughly ten men, all also defectors from the Schultz mob) were the ones who made the attempt on the East Harlem Mafiosi who were the targets that day, since they were known to work with Schultz, and Coll may have suspected their complicity in the murder of his brother, found dead in his car in that very neighborhood the previous May. The public outcry to bring in Vincent Coll, now known as "Mad Dog" in the press was so great that it spurred what was up to that point the greatest manhunt in the nation's history. The Coll gang scattered across the city, some of them to upstate New York for a time, before reuniting in the city that fall to step up the war against the Dutchman, which ultimately led to the arrest of Coll and the majority of the gang that October. Coll was charged with the baby killing, along with another member of his gang, and Schultz and the rest of the underworld sat back for a minute, assured Vincent Coll had a date with the electric chair at Sing Sing. Coll was however smart enough to use the money he'd earned freelancing hits and kidnapping rival hoodlums for ransom during the period he was on the run to hire the Johnny Cochrane of his day, Samuel Liebowitz. Liebowitz tore the prosecution's case to shreds, and Coll walked free just a couple days before New Year's. Once back on the street,with both virtually everyone in the underworld against him and the police force bent on hauling him in on whatever bullshit charge they could think of (which they proceded to do repeatedly), it was clear Coll's days were numbered.In the first week of February, a Schultz squad showed up at a known Coll hideout in the Bronx and took out three Coll men and a female bystander, just missing the arrival of the Mad Dog himself. Then a week later , in the first minutes of February 8 1932, Coll left his hotel in Chelsea ,Manhattan to place a call at the drugstore across the street. As he attempted to extort Irish bootleg boss Owney Madden over the phone, a man entered the drugstore, and waved off Coll's traitorous bodyguard, who immediately left. The man, widely said throughout the years to have been chief Schultz gunman Bo Weinberg, (though recent evidence suggests otherwise), produced a Tommy gun from under his coat and blasted Vincent Coll into history, while legend has it another Schultz goon showed up in Madden's office at The Cotton Club and directed him at gun point to keep Coll on the phone. He was 23 years old, three years younger than myself, dead in a phone booth after a brief nine months as one of the nation's most feared and hated men. In all i've read of these events, there has never been too much hard evidence to to pin down Coll as the culprit behind the baby massacre, except sheer logic, both in terms of motive and the apparent fact that noone else in the underworld was crazy enough to have opened fire on a street full of playing children. A character heavily based on Coll, Vincent"Mad Dog" Dwyer was portrayed by Nic Cage in 1984's "The Cotton Club"



Where Coll met his end

eating pussy

i do too

The Goon - first footage

This teaser is for the long in the making cgi movie produced by David Fincher (Fight Club, Seven, Zodiac) and based on Dark Horse's beloved comic by Eric Powell. For those who don't know, The Goon is basically a hulking mobster, who along with his pupil-less sidekick Franky vie with an opposing gang made up of zombie hoodlums and tackle other supernatural threats like wicker men, mad scientists, voodoo priests, and swamp monsters. In other words, it will be the greatest film of all time.

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

everything is terrible - this is hip hop

meneo -- santa nalga & papi

so this is what would happen if you masturbated on acid and then got caught by your mom


do you wanna watch a vibrator sing 'solo tu papi' to dancing vaginas and shoot off into outerspace for three mins? ya me too.

mothafuckin jollybee

sweet spaghetti, fried chicken, and lumpia. hold out until the 'single ladies' jam at the end.

parametric reshaping

and then you're fat and then you're skinny and then you're tall and then you're short and then you're fat and then...

Flying Lotus - Mmmhmm

new FlyLo clip . could it possibly be............. trippy?

Viktor Vaughn - Mr. Clean

I was listening to this song on the way home from work and remembered it was fucking dope. "What you thawt, ya darn skeeza?"

*':-_.-=+ ecstasy +=-._-:'*

is how the story started

shrooms

glorious interacialness

Metronomy - Heartbreaker (Jupiter Remix)

French disco house soup de jour Jupiter go to work on one of my favorite Metronomy tracks

fantastico morales

maaaaaaaaan, why do you come here? because you're like, drunk or high maaaan, and you want somthing to watch maaaaan. tiiiiiiight. fucking watch this maaaaan.

prodikeys

this is rockinroh!

conan the musical

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their womeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

this dude also made a total recall musical but, i just think the whole epic conan thing works so much better.

a stones throwback.

for everything else stones throw related go here: www.stonesthrow.com

nuki nuki

bornbloodsucker look out! its the fucking gumibear!

***(((RAINBOWGASM)))***

what the title says...

wilhelm scream

messages -- omd

Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark 1980

the new rumspringa at spaceland 07.28.10

yes, you might have already seen bornbloodsuckers post from the spaceland show. here is an accompanying video that both she and i are in coincidentally.

Cab Calloway "Hi De Ho" (1934)

lessons learned from Cab Calloway's 1934 short "Hi De Ho" (not to be confused with his 1947 feature film of the same name):
Cab was such the pimp, he could con some simp into buying a radio through which he could effectively mack said simp's wife...
also, that fella could sing and dance

HARD LA - M.I.A. STEPPIN UP - leanmeansteen remix

bam! new tune. its for a fucking contest. 'favorite heart' my song so i can win this contest. its a good song yo.

HARD LA - M.I.A. STEPPIN UP - leanmeansteen remix by leanmeansteen

R/U/M/S/P/R/I/N/G/A

RUMSPRINGA

if you've been reading this blog for a while you should remember and know who these guys are by now. both myself and soleanandmean attended their show at spaceland the other night. all i have to say is: new band members + new songs = some seriously amazing shit. do yourself a favor and go see them if you ever get the chance, even if you've seen them before. the whole sound of the band has changed and their songs are faster and have a lot more energy. i don't want to ramble on so here are a couple photos i took of the show and afterparty.





the devil's playground.













listen to some songs here: http://www.myspace.com/rumspringa
or
http://www.facebook.com/pages/RUMSPRINGA/130527243633220?ref=ts