taliban vs. ira

hahaha, so there's this funny show on spike tv called deadliest warrior. they contrive these battles and then the bring in experts, tactics specialists, and doctors into their action warehouse. it funny cause they turn it into a big rpg stats game, where they tally weapons expertise, size and strength advantages, you know so they can come up with some sort of list that has 'hard numbers.' at the end of all this data gathering and testing, they input the information into a fight simulator and run it through 100 fights. then based on that data, we get a live action re-enactment! all of this making good fun for a stoned night. here is the final fight of their season finale ::: the taliban vs. the ira!!!!!

la roux ::: remixes + acapellas

hell yea! heres a sick link i found. the danish cats at 'data sapiens' just posted yesterday downloadable versions of some of the best la roux remixes that are out there right now. i will probably be bumping them at least for the first half of summer. i hope i don't get tired of them too quickly.

http://blog.datasapiens.net/2009/06/la-roux-remix/

and heres the youtube of the really good foamo dubstep of 'bulletproof.' its not on the datasapiens blog. =/ i did however find it here http://hypem.com/artist/la+roux, you'll have to rip it though if you want it bad enough.


now, if you think you're the shit, or you think your beats are the shit, or you know how to do sum mashy mashups. here's some fucking la roux acapellas for you!


la roux - in for the kill - acapella


la roux - bulletproof - main vocals - acapella
la roux - bulletproof - backing vocals - acapella

beatmaking with benga

what do i like? music and edu-freakin-tainment! do you like dubstep? well, you should be making beats. heres a sweet thirty min video of benga breaking down how he does his magic at his clean workstation. thirty minutes! what an awesome lecture. better take notes kiddies.

unfortunately the embedding is disabled. but here is the youtubelink
>>>benga the dubstep man<<<

demon rum

opium looks angry as fuck, hashish is a goofy ass demon, and they shoulda made the coke monster skinny, it does have an ant eater nose tho. damn demon rum! gateway drug!

johncoulthart.com/feuilleton/2009/05/13/demon-rum-leads-to-heroin/

magic wands, with a side story about me and my god bro

so me and my god brother before would get into these crazy antics. we used to be street racers and listen rap and deep house. we had tall spiked hair, raver pants and suped up carzos. you know, were living fast and furious. i remember this one time though (after our involvement in that appearance was dying down), we were semi speeding down the freeway in his car, and i turn on the radio, and his preset was KOST 103.5. i was like, "what? what are you listening to?" and then, with confidence, cool calm and collected he said, "easy listening." and i thought to myself, "yea, he's right." we proceeded to listen to the likes of michael mcdonald, and a mixture of 80s and 90s non offensive pop music<<<

thats me on the left and my godbro ryan front and center summer 2001

i think i've heard of magic wands before. i'm sure i have a ladyfriend or two thats into them, or at least has heard of them? i like this video. its the first time i've seen it. their myspace is nice too. i'd call them easy listening. its nice for me, like, if im sick, or hungover. im not trying to belittle their jams. im trying to point out that i find it soothing, and like couple of the softer things i've posted before, i like it cause i guess i'm not hard enough to like hard stuff twentyfourseven.

myspace.com/themagicwands

fly to paradise with sara carlson

i saw this on the canadian viceland blog. they kept talking about how sara carlson is such a sexpot and never wears pants and prances around. to be honest i was skeptical but as soon as the music started i became a believer. its still pretty off to me though. something that makes it very tv carnage quality. like, they're trying to be corny funny right? but the production level is so high! but the editing? and is that fake clapping? her moves aren't that sexy... but damn look at those fucking legs. i looked into it more. i think its all serious. its just, from italy, 1984. but still, comes out great. and all that really bad moonwalking. and in the second verse she says, life is a video game. fucking awesome

chiptune thriller

ok ok ok. >do.pe< is supposed to be me n bornbloodsuckers electronic dance duo so how could i not throw a little mj homage? i wouldn't have been such a a little asshole showoff when i was little kid if it wasn't for mike. i got into breakdancing then basslines and drumbeats and now all i do is electronic music all day long. i didn't make this, but its a sweet 16bit chiptune cover of thriller composed in mario paint composer. rest in peacerooskis!

toilet training anime

this is fun. i like the animation. and i get to learn the words for poo and pee. well, i already knew poo. yo, the kangaroo with boxing gloves is awesome. well, kangaroos with boxing gloves are always awesome. i want to get one of those plug in melody trainers for my bathroom. hmmm, or naw, i want to make up my own piss/shit theme song...


definitely found this @ japanprobe

sword vs. 80mph baseball

who doesn't like true martial arts? i find it a very optimistic subject matter for people to explore the mastery of their physical bodies through straight up mind discipline. check out this modern day samurai slice a baseball coming at him at 130 km which is 80 mph. he unsheathes his sword from his waist! this guy is fucking tight!!!

i got it from the sofuckingmetal blog, but i think they got it from japanprobe

world of warcraft freakout redux

yessss! fucking awesome. you know, there are a lot of stories i come across. some are really good. but i just don't feel like they're tweaked or fucked up enough to put them on the blog. fortunately, time passes and this information disseminates through the internet where it reaches the hands of other people willing to put their jizz on it. its like a really fucked up game of telephone. except this is the internet, and now you can do animations and movies. so here's a story i almost posted, but didn't. but now it has come back to me. ha! here's the donkey kong version of the world of warcraft freakout kid. tooooooooooo jokes.

hahahaha! and here's the original. i dunno if its fake though...

world of warcraft. lol

fresh prince of death metal.

ode to sasha grey

sasha grey is pretty hot. i can't deny that i've seen some of her works. she's won the AVN best female performer award for '08 and yayayaya, you can read her wikipedia. what i do like and the reason why i've been seeing her around on the internet more is that she is branching off of the good ol hardcore porn. she's gotten some publicity for starring in a movie by steven soderbergh so you already might know about that but here are two things i found that i thought were cute and funny.

here is some art from james jean. apparently one of my favorite artists david choe helped hook him up with sasha to get her to pose. choe definitely no stranger to tha porno. lol




here is another not so hardcore porn endeavor, pg porn, with james gunn. basically, basic porno setups that lead up to, well, not fucking. its a hilarious tease.

marlboro evil sticks xxx

pretty sweet package design. actually, pretty bad ass. its true, and it goes with how i feel about smoking cigarettes. you do it cause you don't give a fuck. when people bum cigarettes off of me, i say "sure, we're all going to be dead anyways." most people are like, "right on." some people get turned off and don't want a cigarette from me anymore. pussies. duh, don't smoke cigarettes. i also like those "bad luck" light ups, you know, when you don't have a lighter and you have to light it off someone else's cig. bad luck for life club.

anyways, here's the site and the story behind these meany packs. more pics and ads too. pentagram.com/en/new/2009/06/cigarette-marketing

i also found this @ thedailywhat

gay gundam

jokes.


i founds its @ thedailywhat

ice cream kid

hahahaha! hahaha! ha! i keep watching it. man, i'm a bad football fan. i totally didn't get up to watch this game. i just, well, oh yah. i was kinda sick. whatevs, brazil won. thats tight. i remember going to brazil, and watching them do soccer lessons in the park. that shit was like watching shaolin training. 100 kids lined up in sections of the park. hiya! kick kick kick. anyways. totally unrelated to that, but totally related to the game the other day. i present to you, "the ice cream kid!!!!!!!!"



i's finds its ons warming glow

gundam!!! pt. 2

word. they've taken down the gate around the gundam so now you see it all happening. you know, one of my friends, who's been away from internet and tv for the past 2 months didn't believe this when i showed him the pictures. well, heres a video now! whats funny is that the japanese built this giant play robot to distract from them actually building up a force of killer miniature nano robots. pew pew pew mother fucker.


related post with pics from before

objectum sexuals.

you might have heard of the crazy lady who married the berlin wall, or the other wacko who married the golden gate bridge only to leave it for with the effiel tower. who didn't see that one coming. but this lady (?) takes the cake. her favorite lover is a ride called 1001 Nacht. she also has relations with model spaceships, a banister, and a church organ. get your rocks off. 

playmobil egypt set

tight! i'm feelin it. pyramids, ancient technologies, miniaturized play toys are tight. i'd like to see some aztec, mayans, incan, and atlantean stuff too. i wonder if they have some funky aliens sets... well, what i'd really like to do is put all these sets in some really trippy rock, cactus, and bonsai garden and make crazy miniature landscapes to do some interstellar meditating in. shaman style



stolen from 12oz prophet

thizz face, thizz dance

ohhhhhhh boy. this one's for the thizzers. oh, but so embarassing. this gets me thinking. i wonder if there will ever be an ecstasy movie genre. you know, like cheech and chong or harold and kumar, but instead, some thizzz wizardzzz. in anycase, this guy is not what i would consider a thiz wiz. but he is a good example of the stereotypical thizzer being pretty blank about things, except he's hiphop and being a little confrontational. i think i like ravers more cause at least they try to talk about peace and love. this is still pretty funny though...

keep art in schools

you know, i've felt a little bad lately; like i've been neglecting the blog a lil bit. when i share pictures, i like to add comments because i would like you to understand the picture like how i understand it. i wanna give you my version of the joke. recently theres been a couple of pictures where i just post em and leave. im going to promise myself right now to try n keep that to a minimum cause thats whats gonna make this bloggerooski a lil bit different. but well, for this picture, i jus say, "ahuh..."

gillette men: shave your groin

yayaya, i've seen this floating around on a couple of blogs for the past few weeks but i didn't really feel like posting it. i thought it was funny. well, i always think diagram style instructional videos are always funny. but this one is about shaving your groin. anyways, i was reminded of it again and how semi-funny it was today when i was shaving, so here it is

papercraft : minimoog

yaya, digging a lot of the papercraft projects some peoples ares doings. mini mini minimoog for your face yo!

download and instructions here
i seen it the daily what

transformer short bus

ohyun kwon

spiderman and pikachu

http://www.ohyun.de/

air max 90 burger

just do it

street fighter II car bonus

try without underwear, that is the most comfortable

fucknarcs

megan fox

stuck in the middle

saikyo pare parade

so i was looking at japanese trio choreographed jpop dance videos and this one takes the cake. gotta love those disproportionate anime masks. sailor outfits are nice too. the more i watch it though, i fall into this confused entrancement. like, who decides to sing over happy hardcore house? these sailor outfits... the eyes on those masks, they're always looking at me... this video goes almost to 5 minutes long? internet, bashing, my brainzzz...

thirst

yaaaaman. i know there's a few of you (even though there should be waaaaaaay more) that are down for park chan wook movies. he was responsible for that grimey twister "oldboy." this year he's bringing us a vampire movie that looks to be just as unpredictable and crazed out. it won 3 awards at cannes film festival including the jury prize and is being rushed for immediate release here in the states [july 31]!!! the movie is about a korean priest who participates in a blood transfusion medical experiment which ends up turning him into a vampire. total creep zone!!! here's the official red band american trailer. lucky you's

props to rowdyyates310 for the inside scoop... inside scoop. good name for a skin flick.

the wild american.

this is andrew carter. i know him for realz. he can play the theremin. he can play it better than you. the theremin was invented by a russian in 1928. andrew carter is not a russian, however i would not put the idea of communism past him. he is a sly one. this is my favorite video i have seen him do yet. 

making girls swoon. and the music is pretty good too. 

he also plays in a music with a girl Karin Tatoyan. they sometimes wear glitter on their face. i've seen it. i could go on and on but eh, check his stuff out yourself. 

http://www.lesauvageamerican.com/blog/

trick ass bitch.

girls are stupid. this 18 year old winner decided to get 56 stars tattooed on her face but when her daddy found out claimed she only asked of 3 and fell asleep while being tattooed and woke up with a faceful. typical. 

here's a picture of the tattoo dude that did it. 

read the whole story here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193384/What-did-expect-Incredible-face-revealed-man-tattooed-girl-56-stars-asked-three.html

sick tee shirts maaann.

stumbled on ROIR, a punky raggae site while looking at a gg allen bobble head. they've got a bunch of stuff i've never seen before. might just have to swoop the yellowman disc. they've got a some decent shirts too. 

wolf!!!!!!!

you guys are lucky. everytime im surfing the net and i see something that makes me say, "whooooooooooa! thats fucking tiiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!" it ends up here. and you don't have to do any work. so do yourself a favor and save your energy for when i drag your ass through the funzone that is this do.pe blog mother fucker. oh, and then do me a favor by reposting this shit to your own blog of fun stuff, that way we can all have fun and everybody knows about all the tight shit that is happening around them yayayayayayayayayaya...



i stole this from worldfamousdesignjunkies.com
and that wolf came from puppetfarm.org

how to seduce women through hypnosis

bad bad bad. just bad... but then funny! here we explore the fine line between hypnosis and rape!

susan's checking out

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck...

my little zombie ponies

meh... im not so much into little ponies. BUT I DO LIKE ZOOOOOOOMBIESSSSS!!!!


these are by dbx1 and i stole em from streetanatomy.com

intersection

i haven't watched the whole thing yet but it looks pretty good. 'intersection' is a 30 min anime produced by mtv asia tackling the issues of human trafficking and sexual exploitation in asia. music by radiohead and the original voice casting are by famous asian actors, not in this english dub though. take a peeperooski

leo's song

because i can't listen to hard stuff 24/7...

Leo's Song from impactist on Vimeo.

found it on the weloveyousoblog

benga's gunfinger adventure

BO BO BO!!!!!!!!! benga's gonna be in town! i gotta go! bengas' my favorite on the dubstep scene, period.




myspace.com/bengabeats

LAKERS!!!

see you at the parade on wed.??

comfort wipe commercial

i love the smooth jazz in the background, but fuck this. hahaha, butt fuck this!

snow cannon 1981

this is sooooo tight. this is pretty much what a good chillaxed acid trip is like. i remember sitting on a second story patio at night. staring off into the horizon. i thought the trees were on fire. rainbow colored fire. light levels became opposite and night became day. waves of lasers would shoot across the sky and complex geometric entities would meta morph and dance in front of me. it was one of the most inspirational points in my life. i felt like someone pulled back a curtain and i could see where i was floating in the universe. yayaya everyone always says the same things and people see the same things, but thats cause its there. be happy.

kung fu child abuse

its really funny watching this guy flip and kick babies.

bling'd out.

i've never really been into jewelry but this stuff is super DO.PE. 

check out the site, black titanium with rainbow diamonds , fancy stash rings, and the jewelry graphics are insane!

solangeazagurypartridge.com

fuck you symphony : millie jackson

gundam!!!

its here!!! they finished!!! a real life gundam!!! i can go to sleep knowing the world is safe.

pink tentacle