Dragonette at Brooklyn Bowl

This previous Sunday i was privileged to see my favorite Canadian retro/girly electropop outfit Dragonette perform at the dancehall/restaurant/bar/bowling alley venue known as Brooklyn Bowl, nestled by the East River in that hipster stronghold called Williamsburg, Brooklyn. It was only 5 bucks, yet i was still enough of a lousy two bit punk to boost a snappy t-shirt from their merch table. Lead woman Martina Sorbara's ass looked pretty slammin that evening, and here she is performing the currently unrecorded (and up to that night unheard by me) "Get Your Titties Off of My Things" on said night at said venue, i am a mere 5 feet in front of her.

X Ray Spex - The Day The World Turned Day Glo -1978

Ethiopian British frontwoman Polly Styrene killin it with one of my all time favorite songs

Rhapsody In Black and Blue - 1932

everything that made this era great- hilarious black stereotypes, zulu foam parties, and Louis Armstrong

who is rowdy yates?

oh hai guise. we have a new team member. his name is rowdy yates. i've known him for 10 years now. HE'S BLACK! lol (i'm asian and bornbloodsucker is a guatamelan-brittish mutt). he moved to New York recently so he will be our connect out there. rowdy yates knows a lot about new music, new movies, and parties, SO YOU BETTER POST ABOUT IT FUCKER! here are funny pictures i took off his facebook.

Metronomy - A Thing For Me

love this song, love this video more, the shit with the bouncing ball takin kids out is priceless

show me love -- robin s

you know,i always just kinda liked this song growing up. i really liked house music but this song was just more on the lovey dovey side. i liked race cars, mortal kombat, and breakdancing, that kinda energy before. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? after college and i started getting back into the club and rave scene, this one night, i was fucking rolling balls off 5 green dolphins surrounded by 20,000 people and they were playing this song, and the dj cut the instrumental and in unison everyone sang "YOU GOT TO SHOOOOOW ME LUH-UV!" and it ALL MADE SENSE!!!! so now, every time i hear this song, i practically break down and cry tears of joy, at least on the inside... true story yo...

i like to move it -- reel 2 real

the hook of this song definitely conjures up different thoughts now a days since being appropriated for the family fun kiddy masses, but try, try, trrrrrrrrrrry, to remember, this used to be a pretty mean house song with dope dancehall raps and look at that fuckin booty in the video! fuckin 1994!!!

big booty bitches

it works because he's wearing glasses, and a white sweater with a top buttoned collar

gun in vagina

you're doing the abortion all wrong

free black beauty

this one's for those girls that grew up loving horses and that movie "free willy." consider this a "crossover."

vindaloo muthafucka

i love me some spicy chicken potato curry mouth blasting. titli nihaan isn't as hot as say, the food network's sandra lee, but she's got the humor and the lazy man's recipe style so i give this a thumbs up. cook that shit!!!

relationships

sometimes guys like to be dominated


sometimes girls like to be dominated

golden age of pills

yayaya, it's chopped kinda funny so it might be hard to read at first but you'll figure it out, unless you're fucking high, which you might be. i understand. anyways, pills pills pills. go ask your dealer

two crying black men

perfect

pee wee's big adventure/nightmare on elm street remix

freddy krueger pee wee for your nightmares

the history of wordy rappinghood

oh boy, anybody who's anybody or at least 99% of the peopzzz that frequent this blog are tom tom club fans, but none are fans like that babygurl bornbloodsucker so this is a special video for you, ms no-panties-hot-shorts.

marlon brando, lard, family secrets

this falls somewhere between "afternoon delight" and "surprise buttsex"

should i stay or should i go?

pixel rappers

the ol' switcharoo

a real man

you know, motivational posters are dime a dozen on the internet and there's a lot of hit and miss. i don't really post em a lot, and im not saying that this is super epic or anything but the thought of my friend "bornbloodsucker" reading this just makes me giggle thats all =P

confucius say... for the internet generation

jaka sembung

this guy is the shit! he's a muslim freedom fighter that fights to free the indonesian people from the oppression of the dutch colonialists. lots of magic, ass kicking, and flying brown asians gyyyyeaah! kinda makes me wonder what my muslim last name would be if my people weren't raped by the spanish colonialists, hmmm....

last kiss -- j frank wilson & the cavaliers

i don't like to put non-video songs on the blog, but i like this song too much cuz j frank is the jam. this song is sad. you know, i woke up this morning with this song in my head. weird huh? im superstitious so a part of me thinks maybe one of my ex girlfriends just died. i dunno, but i like this song.

sex shooter -- apollonia 6

shit! been laggin too much on the blog this month! the way i see it, i gotta add about 4 entries a day before the end of this month to meet my personal quota. lets start this off with a boner jam

namman muay

maaaaaaaaaan, its been a slow bloggin month for me. partly because i've picked up a new hobby, which is rubbing oil on my body, lol.

do.pe videos

technical difficulties x iron butterfly x mr. rogers x b-boys


dj exile x goblin

thanks to dameson j.

bjork x carnival kaleidoscope x ratatat


batman x zoolander x drugs

straight to hell (live) -- the clash

uh oh, only 3 posts this month so far. quick! put something cool and bump it to 4 posts! oh papa san. dang, i just realized that all the characters from the manga Akira look like they're from the clash.

my moms post :: nolan's chedder

so i come back home last night, exhausted from muay thai and i'm cooking over the stove while my parents are watching american idol. next thing i know my mom comes bouncing up to me and is like "did i show you that video??? that video with the moooooooouse!?!? =D" and i was like, "uhhhh, mouse? no mom." then she was like "okay! i'm gonna show you later! =D" and i was like "cool =I" so two hours later i'm choppin up garlic for dinner part 2 cause im still hungry and my mom shows me this video. i was like, "mom, this isn't funny at all." then i was like. "oh =D" then my mom asked me, "what does rad mean?"

jungfräulichen könig

i was finally able to go to sleep around 3:30 in the morning and then i fucking woke up and hour later just to give you this fucking picture. im not gonna tell you were its from. why am i awake right now. im not on drugs.

3 invisible dicks