disney princess naked bike

functional and stylish

black moon -- talking unicorn

what do you know about art movies?

http://www.eutorrents.com/movies/2010/black-moon-1975.html

air doll, the movie

you knoooooooow! air doll! the movie where a japanese sex doll comes to life!

you can get the torrent here http://www.asiatorrents.com/details.php?id=b98f76c38776b981df140db3bf97066e09cb804b but you'll need to register to asiatorrents, which you should cause they got bomb asian movies there.

scrambled cable tv porn

its how we used to watch porn as little kids

earth hour 2010 -- unofficial video

Turn off your lights for one hour, Earth Hour, 8.30pm, Saturday 27th March 2010.

charlie drowns in marble zone

some of you will get it, and some of you didn't play sega genesis in the 90s

prune slicker

my favorite part is the part with the fat guy doing electronic music while concentric squares form inwards in unison to the repeating snares. "that's the whole video!" you say? well fucking ya, the whole video is my favorite

vagina vampire.

useful, no. informative, no. life changing, doubtful. dope, yes.



the thing directly below this sentence is a device that turns a URL address into music. try it. do it now.

Devendra Banhart ~ Baby from Ron Winter on Vimeo.

1960's LSD Proaganda reel.

note to readers: if you ever needed a reason not to eat while you are trippin' here it is.

chimp in a ski mask

japanese snacks. spring 2010

i like japanese junkfood and i like watching japanese girls eat japanese junkfood. "mezamashi tv" reviews the new spring collection of snacks coming to a japanese market near you.

Banana Milk/Cereal Crunky
Strawberry Cake Toppo
Kinako and Brown Sugar Kinoko no Yama
Matcha Milk Takenoko no Sato
Sakura Matcha Kit Kat
Fuwamaki Milk Cake made to look like a cow
Milk Tea Cakes



i love how the "Matcha Milk Takenoko no Sato" looks like shrooms and buds.

found it on http://www.japanprobe.com

back tuva future -- ondar

tuvan throat singing? naw man, tuvan throat rapping!

soleanandmean commercial -- southland tales

oh man, i made another shitty conversational cartoon. i love southland tales so i was cracking up the whole time while making this. but you might think its boring. so fuck you if you don't like it. i do what i want.

i've liked hairy chicks for awhile

so i was thinking about hairy chicks the other day and how i like them. then i was thinking, dang, "i've liked hairy chicks for awhile." it wasn't an acquired taste like say, prego porn or granny porn. (i'm not into granny porn but one of my best friends is... and im not really into prego porn unless its prego chicks in their early 20's... anywaaaaays)

so i figured it out, and it totally ties into some of my first "crush" experiences, and also my first sexual experience. i remember the first day of 4th grade, there was this new white girl in class who sat next to me. she was canadian. she was definitely the hottest chick in class, all the guys crushed on her, even guys from other grades. i remember her raising her hand one time in class and i could see her armpit through her short sleeve shirt and she had very light brown fuzz there. i was like "whoa, she's like a woman." anyways, 4 years later and its the 8th grade washington d.c. field trip and im finger banging her in the back of the bus and totally feelin on her bush, and i think thats when it was permanently locked in my head that i like fuzzy chicks.

i think trimmed is the best, shaving and waxing the sides is cool, shaving and waxing everything away is ok too. its just sometimes it creeps me out on some chicks. i mean, i was gettin jiggy with chicks in junior high who have bush so if theres no hair at all, sometimes it makes me feel like im going down on a kindergartener. not my style. i really have nothing else to talk about on this entry so uh, ya, now you know.

cosplay bunnies

you got dibs on dark green hair and yellow outfit

busted!

teenage girls in diapers

fuckmandon'taskmeidon'tcomeupwiththisshit






ithinkyogirlfriendmadeadoodoo

flu dream -- leanmeansteen

flu dream  by  leanmeansteen
fuck man the flu sucks. my eyeballs hurt, my bones hurt, ughh,, i have to basically lie down all day. the dreams are trippy though when your sick. i wasn't really in a dancy kind of mood and energy level so i made this song. i think it's an honest expression of how this flu is just washing over me right now in waves. the jam is kinda ambient electro gamelan drum and bass.

memoirs of an invisible man

"¡Olé! you son of a bitch!"
that's my favorite quote from john carpenter's "memoirs of an invisible man." i totally forgot how good that movie was. it was one of my television favorites as a kid. actually every chevy chase tv thing was my favorite. but yo, invisible man is one of the best rom-com sci-fi thrillers ever. but actually i'd say its more thriller comedy, with supporting sci-fi and romance. anyways, daryl hannah is a total babe, sam neil is a CIA asshole badguy, chevy chase is an invisible yuppie running around san francisco, and then its directed by john carpenter!?!? done and done. watch that shit.
http://dl.btjunkie.org/torrent/Memoirs-Of-An-Invisible-Man-1992-DVDRip/4358ab0445c34f9f43e26156ed74c4c5504d62fe529b/download.torrent

soleanandmean commercial

i made a shitty ass animated movie. yay

chinese grandma devil

is super cool and is growing a matching right side horn as we speak

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1256398/Chinese-grandmother-grows-devil-horns.html

"acid fist" and "since you" -- leanmeansteen

oh, 2 new jams. "acid fist" is all electro housey breakbeat turns dubstep. and "since you" is some nice comfortable disco house/french touch.
acid fist  by  leanmeansteen
since you  by  leanmeansteen

c'est l'heure de l'erection

huit minutes de seins français

linger on my finger

new zealand in the house!!!

edward penishands

ahhhhhhhhhh hahahahaha

different claps

i was like "oh japan, you so weird and funny"

then i was like "aaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

people, animals, animal people

fear and loathing on sesame street

green screen rape wall

yes, its a new genre of porn

deadly prey

i love "everything is terrible" and their movie summaries. here is "deadly prey" aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

my little pony musical

just click it

japanese demon baby kleenex raver days / it's a fine day -- miss jane

so i was on the internet watching kleenex videos and i thought to myself, "whoa, this japanese demon baby is really intense... whoa i know this song..." and then i started having highschool flashbacks to when i used to wear big raver pants and listen to trance.

it's a fine day [atb remix] -- miss jane

beaver & buttface

amazing vhs cover. naw i haven't watched it. i know where to download it though, but i don't feel it's gonna be that worth it. i'd watch it if i could find it streamed prolly...

phancy pheast/phancy phantom

wow we were sooooooooo high when we made this! i think we had only one beer each, but we had like, 3 or 4 fat bong rips each. mikey asked "who's gonna rap?" and i said i was gonna go "duh duh duh duh duh duh duh" on the song. then there was a cat staring at us from the window. then the rest of the song is history.

phancy pheast/phancy phantom [re-crunch]  by  leanmeansteen

vajazzle

crystals on your vagina? you will now be known as sparkle pussy.

afro ninja and friends

oldie but a goodie. you want me to show you tough? i'll show you tough. i never lose. i hope you like pain.