Friday, July 30, 2010

helmet keanu

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Today In City History


I've lived in New York City for almost seven months now, but long before i ever lived here i absorbed much of its past and culture, particularly its sordid criminal history. There are certain neighborhoods and intersections that ring out in my mind when i hear them now and evoke certain people or events i read about, but certain incidents i can remember even the very date. July 28th. It brings to mind The Harlem Baby Massacre. It brings to mind Vincent "Mad Dog" Coll. The Harlem Baby Massacre, on E 107th st in what was then an Italian neighborhood, was a botched drive-by shooting that occurred on this date in 1931 in which the intended targets were left unharmed, instead four children were wounded and a five year old boy killed. The shooting was eventually chalked up to the ongoing war between the unhinged young Irish hoodlum Vincent Coll (the tall one on the left in the photo), and his former boss, Jewish bootleg kingpin Dutch Schultz. The conflict between the two Bronx boys, which started when ace gunman Coll split with Schultz over a salary dispute and decided to form his own organization and usurp the Dutchman's territory, was now spilling into Upper Manhattan, and allegedly Coll and a few members of his small gang (roughly ten men, all also defectors from the Schultz mob) were the ones who made the attempt on the East Harlem Mafiosi who were the targets that day, since they were known to work with Schultz, and Coll may have suspected their complicity in the murder of his brother, found dead in his car in that very neighborhood the previous May. The public outcry to bring in Vincent Coll, now known as "Mad Dog" in the press was so great that it spurred what was up to that point the greatest manhunt in the nation's history. The Coll gang scattered across the city, some of them to upstate New York for a time, before reuniting in the city that fall to step up the war against the Dutchman, which ultimately led to the arrest of Coll and the majority of the gang that October. Coll was charged with the baby killing, along with another member of his gang, and Schultz and the rest of the underworld sat back for a minute, assured Vincent Coll had a date with the electric chair at Sing Sing. Coll was however smart enough to use the money he'd earned freelancing hits and kidnapping rival hoodlums for ransom during the period he was on the run to hire the Johnny Cochrane of his day, Samuel Liebowitz. Liebowitz tore the prosecution's case to shreds, and Coll walked free just a couple days before New Year's. Once back on the street,with both virtually everyone in the underworld against him and the police force bent on hauling him in on whatever bullshit charge they could think of (which they proceded to do repeatedly), it was clear Coll's days were numbered.In the first week of February, a Schultz squad showed up at a known Coll hideout in the Bronx and took out three Coll men and a female bystander, just missing the arrival of the Mad Dog himself. Then a week later , in the first minutes of February 8 1932, Coll left his hotel in Chelsea ,Manhattan to place a call at the drugstore across the street. As he attempted to extort Irish bootleg boss Owney Madden over the phone, a man entered the drugstore, and waved off Coll's traitorous bodyguard, who immediately left. The man, widely said throughout the years to have been chief Schultz gunman Bo Weinberg, (though recent evidence suggests otherwise), produced a Tommy gun from under his coat and blasted Vincent Coll into history, while legend has it another Schultz goon showed up in Madden's office at The Cotton Club and directed him at gun point to keep Coll on the phone. He was 23 years old, three years younger than myself, dead in a phone booth after a brief nine months as one of the nation's most feared and hated men. In all i've read of these events, there has never been too much hard evidence to to pin down Coll as the culprit behind the baby massacre, except sheer logic, both in terms of motive and the apparent fact that noone else in the underworld was crazy enough to have opened fire on a street full of playing children. A character heavily based on Coll, Vincent"Mad Dog" Dwyer was portrayed by Nic Cage in 1984's "The Cotton Club"



Where Coll met his end

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

eating pussy

i do too

Monday, July 19, 2010

The Goon - first footage

This teaser is for the long in the making cgi movie produced by David Fincher (Fight Club, Seven, Zodiac) and based on Dark Horse's beloved comic by Eric Powell. For those who don't know, The Goon is basically a hulking mobster, who along with his pupil-less sidekick Franky vie with an opposing gang made up of zombie hoodlums and tackle other supernatural threats like wicker men, mad scientists, voodoo priests, and swamp monsters. In other words, it will be the greatest film of all time.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

everything is terrible - this is hip hop

meneo -- santa nalga & papi

so this is what would happen if you masturbated on acid and then got caught by your mom


do you wanna watch a vibrator sing 'solo tu papi' to dancing vaginas and shoot off into outerspace for three mins? ya me too.

mothafuckin jollybee

sweet spaghetti, fried chicken, and lumpia. hold out until the 'single ladies' jam at the end.

parametric reshaping

and then you're fat and then you're skinny and then you're tall and then you're short and then you're fat and then...

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Flying Lotus - Mmmhmm

new FlyLo clip . could it possibly be............. trippy?


Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Viktor Vaughn - Mr. Clean

I was listening to this song on the way home from work and remembered it was fucking dope. "What you thawt, ya darn skeeza?"


*':-_.-=+ ecstasy +=-._-:'*

is how the story started

Monday, July 12, 2010

shrooms

glorious interacialness

Friday, July 9, 2010

Metronomy - Heartbreaker (Jupiter Remix)

French disco house soup de jour Jupiter go to work on one of my favorite Metronomy tracks


Thursday, July 8, 2010

fantastico morales

maaaaaaaaan, why do you come here? because you're like, drunk or high maaaan, and you want somthing to watch maaaaan. tiiiiiiight. fucking watch this maaaaan.

prodikeys

this is rockinroh!

conan the musical

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their womeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

this dude also made a total recall musical but, i just think the whole epic conan thing works so much better.

a stones throwback.











for everything else stones throw related go here: www.stonesthrow.com

nuki nuki

bornbloodsucker look out! its the fucking gumibear!

***(((RAINBOWGASM)))***

what the title says...

wilhelm scream

messages -- omd

Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark 1980

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

the new rumspringa at spaceland 07.28.10

yes, you might have already seen bornbloodsuckers post from the spaceland show. here is an accompanying video that both she and i are in coincidentally.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Cab Calloway "Hi De Ho" (1934)

lessons learned from Cab Calloway's 1934 short "Hi De Ho" (not to be confused with his 1947 feature film of the same name):
Cab was such the pimp, he could con some simp into buying a radio through which he could effectively mack said simp's wife...
also, that fella could sing and dance