i.o.u. -- freeez

the 80s never ceases to crack me up.

the way i walk -- the cramps

tiiiight, i been listening to cramps on vinyl this week so its sweet to stumble upon this. whats even tighter is that this is footage of them performing at the napa mental hospital.

misheard lyrics, complete control -- the clash

this is medium funny. depends what mood you're in. what's funny is that the clash's enunciation when they sing is so punk poor that you can make a "misheard lyrics" thing for all of their songs. taking the time to make a video like this is pretty good though. so if you're in the mood, this video gets pretty funny.

Burka and a Prego and a Bucket and a Rat Head

fresh prince of bel air -- jimmy fallon as neil young

yaya, its a hulu vid, but its decent content that you can't get on youtube

internal organs strip

gone fishin

dik etarak

nikey turkey.

http://www.three-dd.com/

GO FIND YOUR 3D GLASSES NOW!!!

blue steel -- bot'ox

you know how sometimes i post a post saying that "this is a soft post cause i can't be hardcore 24/7?" ya, this is one of those posts. and enjoy this music vid too. its new music. its in slow motion. its relaxing. its vacation. take a fucking break. let the tension in your eyebrows go away for awhile. it will be easier to fall asleep.

forever in summer & instant magic -- mark salud

haha, i make computer music too. if the first song is too slow, fast forward to 4:50 for "instant magic"

josephine baker

caught jungle fever. there. i said it.

niggas?

japanese mens synchronized gymnastics

i like gymnastics. without gymnastics we wouldn't have breakdancing, parkour, and ninjas. here is the gold medal japanese mens synchronized gymnastics team. the music is really day time television and some things are kinda fruity so lemmie recomend forwarding to 1:40 cause thats where the real ninja shit is.

catullus 16, obscenity 70 b.c.

catullus, inventor of the "angry love poem" reminds me of programmed2thrash.

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam ipsum,
versiculos nihil necessest(necesse est);
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

or

I will bugger you and face-fuck you,
Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite Furius,
You who think, because my verses
Are delicate, that I am a sissy.
For it's right for the devoted poet to be chaste
Himself, but it's not necessary for his verses to be so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If they are delicate and sexy,
And can incite an itch,
And I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
Who can't get their flaccid dicks up.
You, because you have read of my thousand kisses,
You think I'm a sissy?
I will bugger you and face-fuck you.

or

I'm gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats,
yes, you, Aurelius—you fucking cocksucker—and you too, Furius, you faggot!
Just because my verses are tender doesn't mean
that I've gone all soft. Sure, a poet should focus
on writing poetry and not on sex; but does that
mean they can't write about sex? If a poem is
in good taste, well-written and erotic,
it can give massive boners to hairy old men,
not just to horny teenagers. You think I'm a sissy
just because I write about thousands of kisses?
I'm gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats!

be a stoner and don't get fucking caught

sarah palin book signing ohio

more um, entrepreneurah--entrepreneureal um, just, um, like, conducive environment for our country, you know, getting back to less government, less government dependence on things, back to individuals, and just, healthy, healthy country.

phenylcyclohexylpiperidine

smokin cherm. secret compartment tennis racquet. groceries. freak the fuck out.

shiny suds

scrubby dubby baby, you don't wanna be late for work.

robocop murphy death scene yes!!!

ohhhhhh! so brutal! murphy's death scene from robocop. i wish the vid was higher quality. this is supposedly an "uncut" version. im not sure. i rented an "x" rated robocop on dvd once, it was the criterion collection robocop. i swear the death scene was way longer but this will have to suffice.

cowboy on the run -- jay chou

i was in an asian restaurant and they were playing this on the big screen lcd. it was perfect to watch while working on a second pitcher of beer. i like to imagine he's dancing around making fun of americans.

i can't wait -- nu shooz

1986 freestyle, before it turned into house music! i fucking have no idea whats goin on in this music video. fish, dogs, magnets and shit, but man, i love this song a lot.

i wonder if i take you home -- lisa lisa

lisa lisa and cult jam produced by full force, in stunning high quality. 1984 tits. p.s. keep an eye for a fucking afro unicorn chick!!!

internets ninjas will come for you

its been awhile since i took a little time to type you guys up some sort of personalized message. it ain't gonna happen this time.

all you haters suck my balls

all you haters suck my balls all you haters suck my balls all you haters suck my balls all you haters suck my balls all you haters suck my balls all you haters suck my balls suck my balls suck my balls suck my balls suck my balls suck my balls suck my balls suck my balls suck my balls suck my balls suck my balls suck my balls suck my balls suck my balls suck my balls suck my balls

gurl you ain't herd?

you besta know imma be there

jessica nieto

to be honest, i couldn't have done it better myself.

joseph ducreux

the original joseph ducreux, self portrait 1793

metro gold

the east side gold line is now operational. jejejeje

lucifer's friend -- vision

new wave goth 1982 u.k.

designed for living -- megamen

new wave goth 1983 australia

you're the toy that gives me devotion
in the love game that i play
and when the toy gets broken
i'll simply throw it away

teenage mutant ninja reservoir dogs

man these mashup remix recut movie trailers people are doin now a days are great. and this one is so pleasing to me on so many different levels.

gif time!

first we'll start with some tickling!


then johnny depp slapping whats his name! fucking twice!


and, well, i bet you never seen anything like this before...

pulp fiction saved by the bell

here we have a vince and jules moment, this time accompanied by saved by the bell intro/conclusion music and a studio laugh track. its lawlz

deidra shores

todays winner, todays kid reporter iiiiiiis, deidra shores...
its you! deidra its you! its you deidra! its you!
- huh? -
you're the winner. you won!

you're todays kid show kid reporter winner...
you're the winner deidra!
- stop playin with me -
you're the winner!
- stop playin with me -
you're the winner!
breaths heavily
- stop playin -
you're the winner deidra shores!
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD!

OH MY GOD! ARE YOU SERIOUS?

ARE YOU SERIOUS??????????

total recall death scenes

all the total recall death scenes! fucking three minutes and forty seconds of dying.

grindhouse wrestler

heres a good grindhouse remix trailer for the wrestler.

wu tang dubstep

im not as into dubstep as i used to be, but i gave this album a good once over and pretty much all of the tracks are straight hard bass bass bass grime time. thumbs up. if you like wu or dubstep, this would be a good one to add to ur collectoh. the beats that stuck out to me were #5 "knuckle up" remixed by matt u, #11 "iconoclasts" remixed by sydaesia & aks, #16 "lyrical swords" remixed by pawn. lets see if this spawns a new wave of american dubstep raps.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TTRZNA3Y

truckers delight

wachu know about 8 bit truckers delight?

so close yet so far

contra cover

yaaaman, thats about right

xxx ray

dancehall + ninja + girls = natalie storm

goin back to angel grove

dock ellis and the LSD no-no

fucking awesome animated true story of how pirates pitcher dock ellis threw a no hitter while high on acid.

hey man

"hey man" summary from dazed and confused

brow down

i love glendale. but it is literally the crotch between san gabriel valley and and san fernando valley...

street fame grandpa gets nabbed.

L.A. County sheriff's deputies arrest 74-year-old tagging suspect

the dude sells his crap merchandise here and is accepting donations for an african condom drive. yeah this is for real.
https://www.whoisjohnscott.com/

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in teh beginning

lawl wut

octopus pool

fucking sick as fuck!!!

the nipple bra

i got 2 heads and 3 eyes that like this

the hoff

nothing to see here except the knight rider at the berlin wall

a fart

the life of web designers

baby its you -- smith

lala means i love you -- delfonics

inside my love -- minnie riperton

will you come inside me?

strawberry letter 23 -- brothers johnson

hello my love, i heard a kiss from you, red magic satin playing near too...

ferrets and buddy holly

its one of those things where you just laugh your little cutesy wootsy head off, or you kill your self by sticking 2 pencils up your nose and slamming your head against the table. whichever one you do is fine by me.

darwin and walmart

lawl wut?

shocker gloves

everybody loves the shocker!